Currently obsessed with watching bad tv, having abrasive political opinions, always being right and getting the biggest laugh. She has a husband, 3 kids and a dog. You can probably find an accurate portrayal of her family by Googling “stereotypical white middle class family.” Follow her on Twitter @HeidiRochelle
This week The Bachelorette, Rachel whittled her half dozen boyfriends down to the four who will make it to the hometown dates. Before that can happen we’ll need to attend a Catholic mass, pretend to like an expensive watch, almost get hypothermia on a dog sled, and watch Rachel cry over a man we’ve never seen before. How can you resist?
Don’t worry, The Bachelorette wasn’t all a reenactment of the Civil War. This week’s episodes also featured rappelling off a phallic ski jump, traveling to Scandinavia in the middle of winter, hot men in unitards, and a Viking reenactment that resulted in bloodshed.
We loved Second Chance Season. Something about the perfect combination of Garrett’s humor, Cara’s fish out of water experiences, their crazy chemistry, and Liora Blake’s talent worked for us. In fact, we liked it so much, that we just had to ask her a few questions to salve our book hangover.
Tensions were on the rise for Rachel and her band of never’ll-be-married men. Lucky for us, week four gave us a blimp ride, a push-up contest, a spelling bee, and some casual racism from this season’s villain.
Heidi finds out why Bachelor in Paradise filming was suspended so you don’t have to!
This week The Bachelorette featured lap dancing on The Ellen Show, riding horses on Rodeo Drive and mud wrestling. We wouldn’t want it any other way.
Bachelorette Rachel Lindsay jumped right into week two with her first one-on-one date, two groups dates, three celebrity guests, one date crashing ex-girlfriend, and one dog wearing a cast. You know you love it.
We watched the premiere of The Bachelorette so you didn’t have to.
We are only days away from the Monday night premiere of Rachel Lindsay’s journey on The Bachelorette. So like any perfectly stable married mother of three, I have been frantically refreshing the cast bio page at an alarming pace so that I could begin my extensive stalking research for the That’s Normal’s Fantasy League.