What do you get when you visit the hometowns of a pilot who lives with his parents, an Instagram model with an MBA, a former playboy who heard God speak to him in the shower, and a singer/songwriter who cheats on his girlfriends? You get The Bachelorette. That’s it, that’s the joke.
Heidi Herbert, Features Writer
Currently obsessed with watching bad tv, having abrasive political opinions, always being right and getting the biggest laugh. She has a husband, 3 kids and a dog. You can probably find an accurate portrayal of her family by Googling “stereotypical white middle class family.” Follow her on Twitter
This week on The Bachelorette, Hannah Brown and her seven remaining boyfriends frolicked in tulip fields, ordered drive thru ice cream while riding a horse, cried in a museum, and ended three relationships.
This week on The Bachelorette, Hannah and her he-man harem traveled to Latvia where they bungee jumped naked, got tipsy on moonshine, arm wrestled a behemoth, simulated intercourse in a sauna, and got sex-shamed.Dating in 2019 seems like a blast.
On this week’s episode of The Bachelorette, Hannah Brown yelled at her boyfriends for being petty, chugged a glass of champagne, and then cried on Chris Harrison’s shoulder. I’d bet even money that our menstrual cycles are synced.
This week on The Bachelorette, Hannah Brown took her clan of anti-climatic boyfriends to Edinburgh, Scotland. If you’ve ever seen an episode of Outlander, or read one of those books left behind at a vacation rental, you know what to expect: men in kilts, bag pipe jokes, and whisky. Sign me up.