Currently obsessed with watching bad tv, having abrasive political opinions, always being right and getting the biggest laugh. She has a husband, 3 kids and a dog. You can probably find an accurate portrayal of her family by Googling “stereotypical white middle class family.” Follow her on Twitter @HeidiRochelle
Before we can get to Thanksgiving dinner on Thursday (and the glorious long weekend that waits on the other side of it) Heidi has to get through her kids’s Thanksgiving break from school.
I’m sick of waking up every morning, scrolling through my social media accounts, and immediately wanting to go back to sleep because the world is a dark place and I want nothing to do with it. So, if it takes being over the top grateful for the mundane to love this wonderful-ish world again, I’m here for it.
“It may be too late for some cases, but it’s not too late for the next one. There is power in speaking truth.” My Harvey Weinstein was a physical therapist.
Thanks to Roger crashing Christmas, Claire and Brianna make a life changing decision in Outlander episode 305: Freedom and Whisky.
The Bachelor in Paradise season finale gave us expected break-ups, mystery fantasy suites, the moment Dean realized he needs therapy, another unnecessary DeMario/Corinne interview, and maybe even true love (but probably not).
Here’s what you need to know about our next Bachelor, Arie Luyendyk Jr.
This week on Bachelor in Paradise: Jack Stone kissed everyone, America hates Dean, Christen really loves scallops, no one likes Blake, and the twins finally arrived. If this is what qualifies as paradise we should all take our chances in hell.
Millions of people world wide watched John Snow make dragon babies with his auntie earlier this week, so ya’ll can stop judging us for watching Bachelor in Paradise any time now, thanks.
Fortunately for Robby, Amanda needed an excuse to break things off with Alex the mini-marine. Unfortunately for Robby, he chose to dress up like a cruise ship Pee Wee Herman impersonator and sweat like a glazed Christmas ham.