Week three of Becca’s journey to find love on The Bachelorette gave us six men with manicures, 4,000 Tinder matches, one 90’s pop star, two medical emergencies, and enough motivation to stay married forever to last a lifetime.
Heidi Herbert, Features Writer
Currently obsessed with watching bad tv, having abrasive political opinions, always being right and getting the biggest laugh. She has a husband, 3 kids and a dog. You can probably find an accurate portrayal of her family by Googling “stereotypical white middle class family.” Follow her on Twitter
This week on The Bachelorette there were men crying for no good reason, one really good kiss, Lil Jon, a bunch of blue balls, ex-girlfriend drama, and a male model who refused to wear clothing during the rose ceremony.
We watch The Bachelorette so you don’t have to. Yes, Becca is still overusing her catchphrase.
Our Bachelorette fantasy league is just like one of those March Madness brackets you fill out at work, but with fewer professional athletes and more shirtless social media influencers.
In the interest of personal development, Heidi is going to refrain from judging too hard prior to getting to know the new cast of The Bachelorette and instead offer what every attractive single man in his sexual peak wants: unsolicited advice from a married mom of three.