What’s Bachelor Nation’s anthem, an endless loop of clinking glass and the sound dignity makes when it dies?
The State of the Bachelor Nation: Runaways and French Kissing
The last two weeks of Bachelor episodes have featured everything from Arie licking a bowling ball in Fort Lauderdale to Arie licking the inside of each of the remaining nine women’s mouths in Paris. This is how all great love stories begin.
The State of the Bachelor Nation
It’s been two weeks since we’ve caught up on The Bachelor, but don’t worry, Arie is still making out with everyone to avoid adult conversation.
The State of the Bachelor Nation
This is where we talk about all the best parts from The Bachelor, any pressing gossip, our fantasy league, and try to avoid the use of the term “pillow lips” to describe Arie.
Our 2018 New Year’s Predictions
Guesses include: Ireland will win but Krum will catch the snitch.