What do you get when you visit the hometowns of a pilot who lives with his parents, an Instagram model with an MBA, a former playboy who heard God speak to him in the shower, and a singer/songwriter who cheats on his girlfriends? You get The Bachelorette. That’s it, that’s the joke.
This week on The Bachelorette, Hannah Brown and her seven remaining boyfriends frolicked in tulip fields, ordered drive thru ice cream while riding a horse, cried in a museum, and ended three relationships.
On this week’s episode of The Bachelorette, Hannah Brown yelled at her boyfriends for being petty, chugged a glass of champagne, and then cried on Chris Harrison’s shoulder. I’d bet even money that our menstrual cycles are synced.
This week on The Bachelorette, Hannah Brown took her clan of anti-climatic boyfriends to Edinburgh, Scotland. If you’ve ever seen an episode of Outlander, or read one of those books left behind at a vacation rental, you know what to expect: men in kilts, bag pipe jokes, and whisky. Sign me up.
This week on The Bachelorette there was simulated child birth with actor Jason Biggs, a photo shoot with a mini horse, a trip to the ER, and a “tailgate party” without a single tailgate or a sporting event anywhere in sight.