You know how every year parents across North America empty their 401k accounts to buy the holiday it-toy every kid has to have? Then everyone wakes up the next morning to a glorified stuffed animal no one wants to play with. That’s this season of The Bachelorette.
Playing House is back for its 3rd season! Emma and Maggie are back to show us that sisters are doing it for themselves and after you binge watch you’re going to want to call your bestie.
Don’t worry, The Bachelorette wasn’t all a reenactment of the Civil War. This week’s episodes also featured rappelling off a phallic ski jump, traveling to Scandinavia in the middle of winter, hot men in unitards, and a Viking reenactment that resulted in bloodshed.
Tensions were on the rise for Rachel and her band of never’ll-be-married men. Lucky for us, week four gave us a blimp ride, a push-up contest, a spelling bee, and some casual racism from this season’s villain.
Heidi finds out why Bachelor in Paradise filming was suspended so you don’t have to!
It’s fine fiction that the Pilgrims founded America.
We are only days away from the Monday night premiere of Rachel Lindsay’s journey on The Bachelorette. So like any perfectly stable married mother of three, I have been frantically refreshing the cast bio page at an alarming pace so that I could begin my extensive stalking research for the That’s Normal’s Fantasy League.
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