This week on The Bachelorette, Hannah Brown took her clan of anti-climatic boyfriends to Edinburgh, Scotland. If you’ve ever seen an episode of Outlander, or read one of those books left behind at a vacation rental, you know what to expect: men in kilts, bag pipe jokes, and whisky. Sign me up.
This week on The Bachelorette there was simulated child birth with actor Jason Biggs, a photo shoot with a mini horse, a trip to the ER, and a “tailgate party” without a single tailgate or a sporting event anywhere in sight.
This week on The Bachelorette Hannah’s mediocre menagerie of 22 boyfriends performed in a talent show for drag queens, went mudding in white denim, and threw chicken nuggets at a man named Cam who speaks in third person.
If you wanted to see a gorgeous blonde woman on a rampage who wasn’t riding a dragon this week, The Bachelorette premiere was for you.
You know how it works, read the facts about the new cast of The Bachelorette and choose which one you think is the lie.