This season of The Bachelorette, Hannah Brown, 24, from Tuscaloosa, Alabama will roll her tide through 30 mostly attractive suitors on her journey to find
relevance after a failed beauty pageant career love.
Like any good millennial before a first date, we need to cyber-stalk these bros like we are at risk of becoming the victim in a crime podcast. Luckily we have Twitter for that. The rest of us just get their cast bios and scroll through three years of private photos on their Instagram accounts like normal people.
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If even that sounds like too much work, you’re in luck. I read their cast bios and created a little game that every Karen from HR ever likes to call Two Truths and a Lie. You know how it works, read the facts and choose which one you think is the lie. Have fun and I’ll see you next week with our first full recap of the season.
CAN YOU FIND THE LIE?
HOW’D YOU DO?
Probably not very well, because every single one of those facts were true and taken directly from their bios.
This season is going to be wild.
The Bachelorette returns Monday, May 13 in full force. What are you most excited to see? Who is your top pick so far? Who is going home on night one? Let’s talk in the comments.