UC: EARTH TO Moon EARTH TO Moon
Moon: UC? Is this you calling? (the internet works like the phone, right?)
UC: STEPHENIE MEYER HAS A NEW BOOK. I MEAN THE SAME BOOK BUT NEW CHARACTERS. I MEAN NOT THAT AT ALL. BUT…
EDWARD IS A GIRL, I REPEAT EDWARD IS A GIRL
Moon: Wasn’t he always a bit of a girl?
UC: haha… you’re thinking of Rob Pattinson’s portrayal. The Edward we love is allll man
Moon: Those pants are pretty tight. Wait…Edward ISNT ROB?!!?!
UC: Shhh don’t repeat this but… NO. he’s not
UC: But for real, The BONUS content that SM said would be in the 10th anniversary is Twilight, the book, GENDER BENT.
Moon: I thought I saw a strange signal appearing in the skies last night around midnight (not sun)
UC: *cue all authors doing gender bent books from now on *
Moon: She always was a trendsetter
So…HarryPotter = Hailey Potter?
Tris = Troy
Katniss = Keith
UC: KEITH!!! FOUR becomes … Five.. oh wait.. that doesn’t work
Moon: No. Four is dead
UC: That’s right, you know SM would have killed Four once he started whining in book 2
Moon: He would make perfect vampire food
UC: Edward would for sure show his manly side in chowing down on Four
UC: BUT, BUT, IS ISN’T MIDNIGHT SUN *inserts sobs and tears and gnashing of teeth*
Moon: Did you actually think it would be?
UC: *stops crying, wipes eyes, thinks on it for a moment* No
Moon: She said in her interview on GMA that she was asked to write a letter / a new forward for the book and instead we got a whole new story!
UC: So… we could have gotten a letter and instead got a BOOK? (THANK YOU SM)
Moon: that’s like being assigned to read a chapter for homework and showing up to class the next day having read the whole thing
UC: RIGHT. Way to one up everyone Steph
Moon: No one’s gonna want to be in her study group now!
UC: When I went to bed last night, I did not think I would be waking up in a world with new Twilight. I thought my last experience with Twilight was that Bree Tanner book. DON’T GET ME WRONG, I Love a story about red-headed guy named Fred
Moon: Fred, you mean Francis?
UC: Way to gender bend that beloved character– she’s still a redhead though, right?
Moon: of course
UC: but to know that we have something new, or “re-imagined”…… (nice word marketing folk)
Moon: It’s awesome. SO exciting!
— NOVL (@TheNovl) October 6, 2015
UC: and… THERE IS A MAN HAND HOLDING A GREEN APPLE Moon: maybe the green apple is a sign! granny smith apples are sour! maybe the same story through the eyes of a boy is totally differenet! I see you little brown book designer! Getting all deep!!! UC: Wow… When did you become such a philosophical apple reader? Is Little Brown in cahoots with the apple industry? I already see Twilight every time I see a red apple, now we’ll think of Twi with a GREEN apple too? Moon: I want to meet that hand model UC: Nice nails, Man Hand. DO we think he’s straight? Available? Moon: maybe he’ll make the rounds at a rebooted twilight con UC: Or maybe they can book them for the next Twilight cruise! Moon: probably making his own apple lotion in his kitchen while we write this, trying to cash in like the red apple lady hand model Moon: So we know what we’l be doing for the next day when we don’t send each other any texts UC: Googling the Green apple hand guy? Moon: And making apple lotion! JOKES. We got them!!!! Pick up your copy of the Anniversary Edition here
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