Twilight Life and Death Anniversary Edition {Giveaway!}

When the news dropped today that the 10th Anniversary Edition of Twilight included BONUS content that was a little bit more than an outtake of Jacob learning how to rip through jorts for the first time that’s been rolling around on the floor of Stephenie Meyer’s Volvo (It’s a whole book, Twilight gender bent! Stephenie Meyer explained it on GMA this morning!), we knew we had to bring in the big guns to break it down. That’s right, UC and Moon came back from whatever they’ve been doing these past few years (we hear they’re cataloging all press mentions of Rob Pattinson ever made) to discuss the news!

UC: EARTH TO Moon EARTH TO Moon
Moon: UC? Is this you calling? (the internet works like the phone, right?)
UC: STEPHENIE MEYER HAS A NEW BOOK. I MEAN THE SAME BOOK BUT NEW CHARACTERS. I MEAN NOT THAT AT ALL. BUT…

EDWARD IS A GIRL, I REPEAT EDWARD IS A GIRL

Moon: Wasn’t he always a bit of a girl?
UC: haha… you’re thinking of Rob Pattinson’s portrayal. The Edward we love is allll man
Moon: Those pants are pretty tight. Wait…Edward ISNT ROB?!!?!
UC: Shhh don’t repeat this but… NO. he’s not

UC: But for real, The BONUS content that SM said would be in the 10th anniversary is Twilight, the book, GENDER BENT.
Moon: I thought I saw a strange signal appearing in the skies last night around midnight (not sun)
UC: *cue all authors doing gender bent books from now on *
Moon: She always was a trendsetter
So…HarryPotter = Hailey Potter?
Tris = Troy
Katniss = Keith
UC: KEITH!!! FOUR becomes … Five.. oh wait.. that doesn’t work
Moon: No. Four is dead
UC: That’s right, you know SM would have killed Four once he started whining in book 2
Moon: He would make perfect vampire food
UC: Edward would for sure show his manly side in chowing down on Four

UC: BUT, BUT, IS ISN’T MIDNIGHT SUN *inserts sobs and tears and gnashing of teeth*
Moon: Did you actually think it would be?
UC: *stops crying, wipes eyes, thinks on it for a moment* No
Moon: She said in her interview on GMA that she was asked to write a letter / a new forward for the book and instead we got a whole new story!
UC: So… we could have gotten a letter and instead got a BOOK? (THANK YOU SM)
Moon: that’s like being assigned to read a chapter for homework and showing up to class the next day having read the whole thing
UC: RIGHT. Way to one up everyone Steph
Moon: No one’s gonna want to be in her study group now!

UC: When I went to bed last night, I did not think I would be waking up in a world with new Twilight. I thought my last experience with Twilight was that Bree Tanner book. DON’T GET ME WRONG, I Love a story about red-headed guy named Fred
Moon: Fred, you mean Francis?
UC: Way to gender bend that beloved character– she’s still a redhead though, right?
Moon: of course
UC: but to know that we have something new, or “re-imagined”…… (nice word marketing folk)
Moon: It’s awesome. SO exciting!

Celebrate 10 years of Twilight with a complete reimagining from Stephenie Meyer. http://t.co/0y9BtfZWVc #Twilight10 pic.twitter.com/bXMJt3lgdD

— NOVL (@TheNovl) October 6, 2015

UC: and… THERE IS A MAN HAND HOLDING A GREEN APPLE Moon: maybe the green apple is a sign! granny smith apples are sour! maybe the same story through the eyes of a boy is totally differenet! I see you little brown book designer! Getting all deep!!! UC: Wow… When did you become such a philosophical apple reader? Is Little Brown in cahoots with the apple industry? I already see Twilight every time I see a red apple, now we’ll think of Twi with a GREEN apple too? Moon: I want to meet that hand model UC: Nice nails, Man Hand. DO we think he’s straight? Available? Moon: maybe he’ll make the rounds at a rebooted twilight con UC: Or maybe they can book them for the next Twilight cruise! Moon: probably making his own apple lotion in his kitchen while we write this, trying to cash in like the red apple lady hand model Moon: So we know what we’l be doing for the next day when we don’t send each other any texts UC: Googling the Green apple hand guy? Moon: And making apple lotion! JOKES. We got them!!!! Pick up your copy of the Anniversary Edition here