The 5 Best Things from Robert Pattinson’s Variety Cover Story!

Robert Pattinson is back with more weird movies, a new part as the Batman, and a Variety cover to prove it. So of course, I jumped on the chance to take a spin through the mind of our #forever boyfriend.

 

(why is this so smoool? who knows! Click to enlarge and watch it!)
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“I kept saying to Robert (Director Robert Eggers), I just wanna do whatever you have that’s the strangest thing you can possibly find.”

This quote perfectly sums up Rob’s every career move since he hung up the sparkles after the last Twilight film. 
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The Accent Feels Near Gone

Remember Rob of yesteryear and LIT’RALLY? Is it just me or is the British accent quite nearly gone? All these years in LA and it’s fading. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Robert Pattinson loves the movie-making business. “There’s something about people who work in the film industry — they very much wear their heart and dreams on their sleeve. There’s so much desire falling out of them. I think people in other jobs, their dreams aren’t valued as highly. Also, there’s nowhere to put them.” He says that if he’s in an Uber and a driver starts to pitch him a movie idea, he doesn’t shudder like other actors would. “I’m so, so into it,” Pattinson says. “I don’t want to be in L.A. to talk about f—ing restaurant reservations. I want to be in L.A. because I love movies.” (📸: @matthewbrookesphoto)

A post shared by Variety (@variety) on Sep 3, 2019 at 7:00am PDT

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Rob says ‘vagina’

Spoiler alert! Robert described the most shocking thing about a mermaid is how large their vagina is and I laughed so loud, I heard my neighbor cough. Classic Rob.
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When the #Batman casting news leaked, Robert Pattinson was “f—ing furious” and he couldn’t stop Googling himself for updates while on a flight to Cannes https://t.co/KmmoEVAamx

— Variety (@Variety) September 4, 2019

The Batman

Rob very quickly let loose this tidbit about the Batman script saying, “it’s something from the comics that hasn’t been really explored yet” and the later Variety drops that Matt Reeves’ script features Bruce Wayne before he becomes the Batman… we shall see… we shall see… in 2021. UGH. 
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This is for everyone who wore their Team Edward shirts publicly and with pride. (📸: @matthewbrookesphoto)

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This caption, tho! Twilighter who write the Variety social media, reveal yourself! Also, that second photo. DEAD. 
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Stars, they’re just like us!

They like free stuff, and packages in the mail.

“I actually just called my publicist: ‘Can I get some free stuff? Just anything!’” he says in a mock-pleading voice. “‘I just want a package.’”
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Rob underestimates our love for a black tshirt

“He says that Instagram has taken the pressure off movie stars, because there’s so much free photo content of celebrities (and wannabe celebrities) on the web. “There’s no money in it for people to follow you around,” Pattinson says. “There are just so many photos of me you can get in a black baseball cap getting a diet peach Snapple. Or on Friday night, getting a Kit Kat.”

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Oh sweet doofus, we’ll always love you. Now bring on The Lighthouse and The Batman!

 

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