Here’s what you need to know about our next Bachelor, Arie Luyendyk Jr.
Bachelor in Paradise: Yes, This Show is Still On
This week on Bachelor in Paradise: Jack Stone kissed everyone, America hates Dean, Christen really loves scallops, no one likes Blake, and the twins finally arrived. If this is what qualifies as paradise we should all take our chances in hell.
Bachelor in Paradise: Stuff We Felt Like Talking About From Week Three
Millions of people world wide watched John Snow make dragon babies with his auntie earlier this week, so ya’ll can stop judging us for watching Bachelor in Paradise any time now, thanks.
Bachelor in Paradise: Top Moments from Week Two
Fortunately for Robby, Amanda needed an excuse to break things off with Alex the mini-marine. Unfortunately for Robby, he chose to dress up like a cruise ship Pee Wee Herman impersonator and sweat like a glazed Christmas ham.
Bachelor in Paradise: That Moment When
Technically we have time to waste 4 hours watching half-naked millenials serial date on the coast of Mexico each week, but that doesn’t mean we won’t complain about it.
