Colton Underwood finally jumped the f**king fence on The Bachelor
A Gif Recap of The Bachelorette: Where’s the Fantasy?
This week on The Bachelorette, Rachel was supposed to take her three boyfriends on fantasy overnight dates in Spain. People, I can not overstate my level of preparedness for the glorious awkwardness that is the fantasy suite episode. A pillow to hide behind when things got uncomfortable? Check. Ear plugs to drown out the inevitable lip smacking? Got ’em. A list of ridiculous innuendos prepared for your recapping enjoyment? Obviously. So you can imagine my dismay when most of the episode took place in Rachel’s family home in Dallas since her sister was too pregnant to travel. It’s bad enough that pregnancy took over most of my twenties, does it really need to ruin my Monday night shame watch too? Thanks a lot, Rachel’s sister’s womb.
A Gif Recap of The Bachelor: Raven’s Fantasy in Finland
When the main asset of this season’s bachelor is that he looks good shirtless, you really need to rethink sticking him above the Artic Circle in the middle of winter.