This week we dive further into the hot tub of shame that is Bachelor in Paradise as more desperate singles join the cast and the first rose ceremony happens. Who will be sent home? Who will break-up? Who will hook-up? How long will it take me to question my intelligence for watching this?
A Gif Recap of The Bachelorette Finale: Happily Ever After Show
Okay, so we all know I’m a snark monster 99% of the time I’m watching this show, but when the end comes and the bachelor gets down on one knee, I fall for it every single time. I blame Disney.
A Gif Recap of The Bachelorette: Someone Call PETA
JoJo is The Bachelorette. She has six boyfriends. JoJo takes all of her boyfriends to the Argentinian countryside to accost horses. Two of her boyfriends look and act nothing like the rest. How many boyfriends does JoJo have at the end of their trip? Four. Four boyfriends.
A Gif Recap of The Bachelorette: Let’s Pretend You’re Hitler
This week on The Bachelorette they gifted us with not one but two nights of Chad’s roid rage. It was like your birthday and Christmas rolled up into one compact ball of sinew and pulsating chest veins. That’s four hours of Chad threatening everyone’s physical well-being in between making me fall for Luke and wondering how Jordan puts on those skinny jeans. How has this show not won an Emmy yet?
A Gif Recap of The Bachelorette: Bring on the Men
Welcome home Bachelorette watchers and lurkers, the mansion driveway has been slicked with the tears of past rejects, JoJo has made fast friends with a roll of double-sided tape, and Chris Harrison is somewhere off stage diving into his piles of money Scrooge McDuck style. Oh how I’ve missed you.