Technically we have time to waste 4 hours watching half-naked millenials serial date on the coast of Mexico each week, but that doesn’t mean we won’t complain about it.
170 Thoughts I Had While Watching the Bachelor in Paradise Finale
Things are about to get romantic on Bachelor in Paradise, If you consider romance to be getting matching tattoos from a man named Chops or body painting your partner while a topless woman plays a wind instrument. Spoiler alert: both of those things actually happened this week.
145 Thoughts I Had While Watching Bachelor In Paradise Week 4
1. Another 3 hours of Bachelor in Paradise is about to begin.
2. I can’t believe it has already been 4 weeks.
3. Why didn’t the last 4 weeks of pregnancy with any of my babies ever go this quickly?
4. Speaking of babies, we are two minutes in and Ashley is already harmonizing her sobs with ominous music.
5. It really is Paradise.
155 Thoughts I Had While Watching Bachelor in Paradise, Week 3
Is paradise really a Mexican resort where underfed but over-imbibed twenty somethings get paid to humiliate themselves on national television? Probably.
100 Thoughts I Had While Watching Bachelor in Paradise
If you’ve never seen Bachelor in Paradise, prepare yourself for a train wreck. We mean that in the best possible way.