This week on The Bachelorette they gifted us with not one but two nights of Chad’s roid rage. It was like your birthday and Christmas rolled up into one compact ball of sinew and pulsating chest veins. That’s four hours of Chad threatening everyone’s physical well-being in between making me fall for Luke and wondering how Jordan puts on those skinny jeans. How has this show not won an Emmy yet?
This week on Outlander we are reminded of the things we love about it: Scotland, kilts, Jamie and no Laoghaire.
If we learned anything from ep 305 of Penny Dreadful, it’s that the desert is …. kiiiiind of a dick.
The second episode of JoJo’s season of The Bachelorette aired on Memorial Day which is perfect because 90% of it featured a Marine trying to fight a meathead. When I say meathead I mean it literally, because this particular man stuffed his face with deli meat throughout the entire rose ceremony. God Bless America.
Did Eva Green and Rory Kinnear and John Logan sell their souls to Satan to make TV this perfect?
