One day you are a cute blonde who gets convinced to sign up for The Bachelor. The next you’re in your bikini with 5 other women, sharing a boyfriend, and feeding hot dogs to swimming hogs.
A Gif Recap of The Bachelor: Mexican for Dinner
While former Bachelor farmer Chris Soules caucused in a corn field, our current Bachelor in Chief, Ben Higgins, was headed to Mexico where presidents are elected via wet t-shirt contest at Señor Frog’s. After exploring the local sites at exotic locations like a Spanish classroom and a grocery market, Ben would clear the field of wifely candidates from 11 to a more manageable single digit. He’ll be able to count all of his girlfriends on only two hands now, so let’s clap as that glass ceiling shatters.
A Gif Recap of The Bachelor: Lack of Talent
Olivia looked like a Rockette reject during Fleet Week. It was as baffling as it was horrifying. I loved every second of it.
A Gif Recap of The Bachelor: A Crisis of Cankles
There was a hot tub sitting in the middle of an empty field. In what world is that romantic and can you promise I never have to live in it? Ladies, if a man takes you to a hot tub in the middle of nowhere in real life, he is going to murder you.
A Gif Recap of The Bachelor: Back to School Night
Nothing says romance like bobbing for apples from a tub in a random Los Angeles area cafeteria. No really, that happened.
