Technically we have time to waste 4 hours watching half-naked millenials serial date on the coast of Mexico each week, but that doesn’t mean we won’t complain about it.
A Gif Recap of The Bachelorette: Weirdest Finale Ever
You know how every year parents across North America empty their 401k accounts to buy the holiday it-toy every kid has to have? Then everyone wakes up the next morning to a glorified stuffed animal no one wants to play with. That’s this season of The Bachelorette.
A Gif Recap of The Bachelorette: The Men Tell All
Rachel Lindsay’s season of The Bachelorette is winding down faster than Anthony Scaramucci’s White House career. This can only mean one thing; it’s time for the Men Tell All episode.
A Gif Recap of The Bachelorette: Where’s the Fantasy?
This week on The Bachelorette, Rachel was supposed to take her three boyfriends on fantasy overnight dates in Spain. People, I can not overstate my level of preparedness for the glorious awkwardness that is the fantasy suite episode. A pillow to hide behind when things got uncomfortable? Check. Ear plugs to drown out the inevitable lip smacking? Got ’em. A list of ridiculous innuendos prepared for your recapping enjoyment? Obviously. So you can imagine my dismay when most of the episode took place in Rachel’s family home in Dallas since her sister was too pregnant to travel. It’s bad enough that pregnancy took over most of my twenties, does it really need to ruin my Monday night shame watch too? Thanks a lot, Rachel’s sister’s womb.
A Gif Recap of The Bachelorette: Hometown Heartache
The Bachelorette’s hometown dates featured a death threat, every black friend Peter has ever had, three declarations of love and one seriously uncomfortable confrontation between Dean and his dad that I hope to never relive. Don’t worry, we watched it so you didn’t have to.
