The last two weeks of Bachelor episodes have featured everything from Arie licking a bowling ball in Fort Lauderdale to Arie licking the inside of each of the remaining nine women’s mouths in Paris. This is how all great love stories begin.
The State of the Bachelor Nation
It’s been two weeks since we’ve caught up on The Bachelor, but don’t worry, Arie is still making out with everyone to avoid adult conversation.
The State of the Bachelor Nation
This is where we talk about all the best parts from The Bachelor, any pressing gossip, our fantasy league, and try to avoid the use of the term “pillow lips” to describe Arie.
The State of the Bachelor Nation
You know where we’ll be at 8pm on Monday, January 1st? Watching The Bachelor from the comfort of our living rooms wearing our comfiest pair of judgy pants.
Introducing The Bachelor’s Future Ex-Girlfriends
All we want for Christmas is you…to superficially judge the cast of Arie Luyendyk Jr.’s season of The Bachelor with us.