Heidi Herbert, Features Writer

Currently obsessed with watching bad tv, having abrasive political opinions, always being right and getting the biggest laugh. She has a husband, 3 kids and a dog. You can probably find an accurate portrayal of her family by Googling “stereotypical white middle class family.” Follow her on Twitter
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Am I watching The Bachelor or The Grammys?

in on 02/11/15 by Heidi 2 Comments

My 30 years have taught me to focus on more important things than Iggy Azalea’s braid crown; you know, things like how last night’s episode of the Bachelor was exactly like the Grammy Awards.

How Being The Bachelor is Like Having a Toddler

in on 02/03/15 by Heidi 4 Comments

Episode 5 of The Bachelor gave us a glimpse at a new side of Chris Soules. He appears to be emotional, sleep deprived, half in love with the squalling brats and not sure what he was thinking signing up for this.

So You Married The Bachelor, Now What?

in on 01/27/15 by Heidi 6 Comments

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes finding something to do with your free time on a farm in Iowa until you put babies in a baby carriage.