I’m not a baby, so why is Jennifer Garner using baby talk to shill for the Capital One Venture card? Goo goo gah nope.
Amy Machado, Features Writer
Yellow fuzzy balls, Roger Federer, Boston Red Sox, pesto, MMF, glycolic peels, teaching my daughter the importance of Thank You notes, Battlestar Galactica, cowbells, cross-stitch, and Benjamin Moore paint. @BlessAmysHeart on the Twitter.
Polar Seltzer or Go Home
Yankees won the Civil War and for that, we get the best seltzer. Forget LaCroix. Polar Seltzer is the only seltzer you need to drink.
Killin’ Nazis On Screen
We love watching Nazis die on screen.
My Doctor Prescribed Avocado Toast
Amy has a gross eye thingy, and to prevent it, her doctor prescribed eating more avocado. Basic bish approved!
Graphic Novels Are For Kids!
Ruby, age 8, explains why the graphic novel for kids is the hottest genre in books.
