The Fast Food x Junk Food Collab I Want to See

Driving past my local Taco Bell, I saw them advertising Doritos “Loco” tacos. You can get a hard beef taco served in your choice of Doritos shell: Nacho Cheese, Cool Ranch, or Fiery. Taco Bell is no stranger to the junk food collaboration, having served a Flamin’ Hot Cheetos menu in the past. Are they good? No idea. I haven’t eaten at a Taco Bell since 1996, but no judgment if you love that cheap grease. I typically only dine out at places that serve booze because I’m 45 and I choose my choice. 

However, I would totally buy from any chain or restaurant that started a fast food collaboration with my favorite chip/salty snack: Funyuns. 

Funyuns are perfect. They have been around for 50 years, so it’s a CLASSIC. They are onion-y without giving you raw onion breath or onion burps. They are yellow, the happiest color. They are rings, good for twirling. They have a delightful mouth feel, and they don’t tear up the roof of your mouth. They leave a delightful residue on your fingers (save it for later!) that doesn’t require bleach and a Magic Eraser to remove. 

The branding world loves a good collab to elevate trends and build hype. Bodega x New Balance. Kim Jones x Dior. Gucci x Dapper Dan. How about we elevate our junk food with these Funyuns x  collab suggestions. All free. Steal away, Madison Avenue. 

Funyuns x Panera

Panera bread bowl made out of Funyuns, works best with Cream of Broccoli soup.

Funyuns x Applebee’s

Mozzarella stick coated in a crunch Funyuns batter. 

Funyuns x Burger King

Burger King onion rings mixed with Funyuns.

Funyuns x Wendy’s

Funyun nachos using Wendy’s chili.

Funyuns x Shake Shack

Psych! I love Funyuns but I ain’t waiting in that crazy line for them. 

Funyuns x Legal Seafood

Spicy Bloody Mary with Funyuns garnish. Five Funyuns max, though. 

Funyuns x Chick-fil-a

Chick-fil-a continues to be trash. Don’t eat there. 

Funyuns x Bojangles 

BoBerry biscuit with a side of Funyuns. Sweet and savory! 

_{All images courtesy of Frito Lay}

What fast food x junk food collab would you like to see?