1. Follow the career of someone like Robert Pattinson and write about EVERYTHING he does. Make shit up, if you have to.
2. The end.
And that brings us to today’s post… “A Real Quick Catch-up with Robert Pattinson.”
Rob Has New Music!?!?!?!
You: “WHAT DID YOU GET SAY?!?!!” You yelled at me from your cubicle at 10AM.
Me: Shhh, everyone will hear you not working. But I know, right?
Rob collabed with the band, tindersticks, in which HE SANG and appeared in the music video for the song Willow. It also happens to appear in his new movie High Life which is in theaters April 12th.
Before I even pressed play I had about a million thoughts run through my head like – will Rob look more like Rey in Rover, or Edward in Twilight… or god, please say no: Georges in Bel Ami… OR will Rob still be singing in that mumblecore voice he used to employ? I’m here to say: NO thank god he actually sings in a less weird, Rob-ish voice and he looks mostly like a hotter Rey meets a less violent Connie from Good Time. Whew.
I’m into this song and wholly welcome Rob back to any sort of musical ventures he wants to pursue. Also, if this has you jonesing for more… here’s the link to Let Me Sign. Cause I got your back.
Watch the trailer for High Life:
Oh and ladies, he’s holding a baby (a lot) in this movie. Get there.
Ok, so the hot goss a few weeks back was that Rob was being considered for Batman… and Christopher Nolan directed the Dark Knight series… so this is like the gossip rags were playing a game of telephone and got their wires crossed because today we found out that Rob has been cast in an upcoming Christopher Nolan movie… that is NOT a Batman film. But hey, win-win… cause you know the Nolan film’s probably gonna be good and get a wide enough release we can see it in a normal theater. Plus, hey… he could STILL be Batman! I’m here for a Rob take on Bruce Wayne.
In case you need a visual of Ron as the caped crusader…
— John Regan (@ShatterverseEnt) March 18, 2019
#FilmTwitter thinks Robert Pattinson is cool now??
Where have these people been since Bad Mother’s Handbook? Did they go to the only art house theater in town showing his Dali pic, Little Ashes?!?! NOPE. That was us! You’re welcome Ron. And where have you been #FilmTwitter?!?!? Never sleep on Ron.
If the rumor comes to pass, Robert Pattinson will have worked with these directors since 2012:
David Cronenberg (x2) pic.twitter.com/AYJSuT4Lou
— Marshall Shaffer (@media_marshall) March 20, 2019
Robert Pattinson has quite the lineup:
2018: High Life (dir. Denis)
2019: Waiting for the Barbarians (dir. Ciro Guerra)
2019: The King (dir. Michôd)
2019: The Lighthouse (dir. Eggers)
2020: The Devil All the Time (dir. Antonio Campos)
2022: Idol’s Eye (dir. Assayas) https://t.co/A4t8d1v3Rc
— 🎬Gyl𝕷𝖊𝖊nhaal🎬 (@QuickeeFilmTime) March 20, 2019
I am not ashamed to admit that I think Robert Pattinson is one of the best and most interesting actors working in Hollywood today. https://t.co/Q3LWYAaWeG
— Silver Screen Riot (@SSRdotcom) March 20, 2019
And you shouldn’t be, he’s a treasure you doofus.
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. Shit just went nuclear!!! Nolan and Robert Pattinson teaming up? Hell. Yes. If you don’t like Pattinson you probably have not seen all the great performances he’s been giving over the past 7 years. Cosmopolis. The Rover. Good Time. He’s great. https://t.co/Nu3CPJnVWS
— Shahan Khilji (@ShahanKhilji) March 20, 2019
Please have all the seats.
me: I find Christopher Nolan overrated
Nolan: *casts Robert Pattinson and John David Washington*
me: HOLY FUCKING SHIT I AM HYPED I NEED THIS NOW https://t.co/UdBvma2m8a
— Jaime Rebanal (@ItsJaimeHere) March 20, 2019
I don’t know you.
What’s my kink? Robert Pattinson being the love interest of actresses over a decade older than him. pic.twitter.com/5zbETep8g9
— Sam Herbst (@mrsamherbst) March 14, 2019
Says every Twilight fan.
Between Robert Pattinson being cast in a Christopher Nolan movie and Bill & Ted 3 being officially announced, I feel like all my kids got into college today. These always happen in 3s so I assume Tom Hiddleston or Sam Heughan are about to be announced as the next James Bond?
— Josh Horowitz (@joshuahorowitz) March 20, 2019
Josh writes for TN.
John David Washington, Robert Pattinson and Elizabeth Debicki have been cast in Christopher Nolan’s new film, which is about people who were robbed – ROBBED – of Oscar nominations.
— Matt Passantino (@MattPassantino) March 20, 2019
Oh I stan people… I STAN. You don’t write letterstorob.com for YEARS and NOT stan.
Miami Vice Rob
This isn’t exactly new, but I’ve never seen it, so it’s going here! Rob wanders the beach in white slacks, climbs a fence, and other various BTS photoshoot moments from Interview Magazine. Read the accompanying article wherein Willem Dafoe interviews Rob and Ron wears scuba pants, has imposter syndrome and tells Willem about one of the most disgusting meals of his life. Ah, classic Ron:
“DAFOE: How was the festival in San Sebastián?
PATTINSON: I ended up eating a fish that had an incredibly tiny body and an enormous skull. In fact, it was one of the more off-putting meals I’ve ever had.
DAFOE: But how did it go screening the film there?”
It’s actually a really great article! Read it! And look at the pics!
And this is weird so you probably need it in your life:
here’s robert pattinson saying hi on loop just to brighten up your day pic.twitter.com/RYyjofWDuO
— audy (@datingrobert) March 20, 2019