But today, we are taking it a step further than just a simple and short flail. Today we are bringing you the best of Tobiased: Twitter Edition.
There is nothing better than a celebrity who has a twitter, but HATES his twitter. It’s like you can see his tweets are all written in Disdain Font.
It makes me laugh so hard because regular people (like me, I’m fully including myself here) are shouting into the twitter void, hoping to be heard while erudite, attractive and competent Englishmen are forced to interact with them, or even occasionally wish them a begrudged happy birthday.
But the occasional glimpse of the innerworkings of your favorite charismatic actor is worth the hassle of sitting around reading the 2nd hand embarrassment of the #AskOutlander hashtag. The things I do to know you better, Mr. Menzies. The things I do.
So, here are the best revelations about Tobias straight from his classically trained mouth, or his twitter feed.
He’s a dog person
IDC what Bekah and Jamie tell you: cats fool and dogs rule. And he’s not afraid to admit it.
It does not affect Tobias one bit that he’s in a show that glorifies Scottish culture and vilifies the English. He remains cocky as hell about his nationality, and why wouldn’t he? He did a drama school year-out at Stratford Upon Avon; he literally cannot get more British.
When I sat down to interview him at Comic-Con, some idiot dude tried to make him care about Scottish stuff.
Idiot: I gotta ask you, why do women go crazy over Scottish accents?
Tobias: Why are you asking me? I don’t have a Scottish accent. And I’m not sure women DO go crazy for Scottish accents.
Me: They don’t.
Tobias: *winks at me* Exactly. I think women go more crazy for English accents.
^^^The baby we made in that moment is due in March.^^^
Then there is this tweet:
Hahah. He hates it so much. I love it.
He’s Probably Into Kink
It’s not JUST that he carries himself with so much charisma that you can’t help but imagine how that translates to his bedroom skills, but he throws out gorgeous hints like this one, and hoors like me (and @HeidiRochelle) just gobble them up.
Excuse me but who the hell is Connor? His submissive? #GAH Connor, I have questions for you. “Do you have SnapChat?” is chief among them.
Listen, Tobias, you can go Black Jack on me any day. My hard limits are totes negotiable.
But, I don’t know, maybe he’s a switch:
Here’s to more inappropriate, accidental revelations or even #unintentionalporn on Tobias’ Twitter feed in the coming months.
What are your favorite Tobias Tweets? #TOBIASED