When my husband and I left off last week after the season 4 premiere, he couldn’t remember who Joffrey was on sight. Good news is: SPOILER ALERT ……. now he doesn’t have to. But oh, he had other things to say.
Real quick shout out to my mister for waiting until Monday night to watch with me, since I was still in Philly with the TN girls when GoT aired. He didn’t even complain.
Previously on Game of Thrones …
Him: If your penis is cut off how do you live? Like does that stop you from ejaculating?
*cue long conversation about the urethra and eunuchs and how men don’t need sex to survive*
Him: Still pretty sure you can’t live without a penis. And God. Every time … they cut to a sausage right after him.
Proving He Really Doesn’t Get Me
Me: This is hot.
Ryan: Why … because he has one hand?
We Interrupt This Show to Bring You … Marriage
Me: Could you pause it? My pizza may be ready.
Him: (JUMPS UP) Oh crap, hope it didn’t burn. *runs*
Me: (SMUG AS F***) *whip crack*
Names: He’s Not Good With Them
Him: I think even this kid’s granddad thinks he’s an idiot. Tyrion. Twiha … no. What’s his name?
A Few Really Erudite Observations
Him: Pretty sure this whole show was like … before Jesus. No….maybe 1300.
Him: Please show some White Walkers.
Him: Maybe she’ll heal her face. She has like dragon scales. I don’t get it.
Him: One of these musicians is gonna kill Joffrey I think. They look creepy.
Him: Was Brienne not supposed to bend over for some reason?
Him: Well, who didn’t see that coming?
Me: You didn’t, dear. You didn’t.
Here’s hoping next week there are White Walkers to settle his weird appetites. What did you think of The Purple Wedding?