I am okay. Because Engaged ain’t Married, ya know? (At least that’s what I keep telling myself.) And until they ARE married, I can still have hope that maybe they’re doing the whole “wait until marriage for sex” thing that is so popular these days (Is it? Please say yes) And if the wedding DOESN’T go through- and let’s be honest, this is Blair Waldorf we’re talking about- she’s definitely going to bail on their wedding day- maybe Seth Cohen will notice me somehow and in someway (fate?) and my husband will be cool with a little fling (I mean, he’s ON the list). This is just kinda where my head is right now, okay guys? Let’s not judge.
So I did what any
depressed person one in my position would do: Took a deep dive in Tumblr for the best of Seth Cohen and Blair Waldorf. To remind you why we love him, and therefore Adam Brody, and why him marrying anyone other than me* is a travesty:
The way he kisses
And the way he does other stuff
The way he loves
His love for Mexican food
He created Chrismukkah
and has the perfect Chrismukkah sweaters
Because he’s so dorky
And this moment that should have been cheesy but wasn’t
He has a pet horse
I have a stuffed giraffe, so.. yanno…
The word Adorkable was created just for him
Did I mention the kissing?
Somewhere Josh Schwartz is writing the Gossip Girl/The OC cross-over we’ve all been waiting to happen (no, just me?) and only read in fan fiction (really? just me?) and Summer Roberts is crying into her heels in Alabama.
Poor Summer. Poor me. Poor Adam and Leighton since every article I’ve seen about their engagement has only mentioned them by their character’s names…
You Guys? How will I go on? It’s Seth Cohen.. MARRYING….. NOT SUMMER (or me)