Oh, how will she ever choose? Since we can’t come up with a good solution for her either, we decided to be extra-juvenile about it, and just play a round of FMK: Nashville Edition.
Elise: If it’s between those: F Deacon, M Liam, K Teddy.
Bekah: Dang this is hard… K Teddy for sure because he’s THE WORST and I can’t look at him without thinking about kidnapped kids on Without a Trace. Ugh…. Can’t I F both Liam AND Deacon? You’re gonna make me choose. Then F Liam, M Deacon… even though he seems too messy to be married to.
Beth: I’m for F Liam (because who doesn’t think a cavalier rock producer knows wassup??); M Deacon because HE CHANGED HIS WHOLE LIFE FOR RAYNA, I mean come on with that romance; and K Teddy because he’s a good guy but he has a shady side (like he’s totally down for Annie from Father of Bride going for his penis).
Elise: In my heart of hearts I’d F Deacon, M Gunnar, and K Avery (over and over).
Beth: That’s a MOST DEFINITE F Deacon, M Gunnar, KILL KILL KILL Avery. Dick.
Bekah: I agree except… Ugh…. Sometimes I want to F Avery. I KNOW. He’s the worst BUT.. I bet he’d be a good lay. Just with a bag over his head.
Beth: Ew, no. However, Avery and Gunnar get into some fisticuffs this week. Can we Voyeur someone? I’ll V Gunnar/Avery slash.
Elise: Avery is such a whiny little bitch. I bet he’s so selfish in that dept like everything else. “But I got you last time, it’s my turn” etc.
Bekah: Good point, Elise. Maybe I’ll just make out with him. Then leave him hanging. Can that be an option? Blue-Balling? F-M-K-BB … Who would YOU BB?
Elise: I wouldn’t BB the football player bc that kid had BB 24/7 for like ten years.
Beth: I would DEFINITELY BB the football guy. Virgin = enthusiastic kissing, but that’s it.
Bekah: Yeah.. poor football kid.. I wouldn’t BB him either. I wouldn’t F him though. Or M b/c he seems annoying. Maybe you could give him a HJ, Jamie, since your wrists got a work out cooking with me the other night.
Jamie: I don’t know any of their names but Rayna.
The One Where We FMK Their Mediocre Vocals
Jamie: Anyone else not like Rayna’s singing voice?
Beth: *both hands up*
Elise: Yea it makes it hard to believe she’s such an “icon…”
Bekah: Yeah Rayna isn’t great and that scene with them performing when she and Liam were flirty flirty was AWKWARD to watch. It looked like she felt awkward.
Beth: Oh you mean this hotness?
Beth: Why did any of us say we’d F Liam again? I can’t remember.
Jamie: Rayna said the cheerleader (she will always be the cheerleader from Heroes) wouldn’t make it as her back up singer. I think she may have the better voice though.
Bekah: I think Hayden’s voice is okay– better than Connie’s.
Beth: None of their voices are blowing me away. But I do think Hayden’s is the best.
Elise: There’s a lot that doesn’t quite compute (for me) about this show. At which point I glaze over until Gunnar’s back on.
Beth: Yes, we do.
And of course …
Nikki: im gonna go catch up…winter hiatus is over dang.
So … who makes your FMK list? Would you BB Deacon? Ew … or Teddy?