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If you’re keeping up at all with the hotness that is forthcoming on Nashville, then you know that Ms. Rayna James has quite the conundrum going on with the hot men in her life. She’s got Liam, her flippy haired, scraggly bearded, genius rockstar music producer trying to seduce her. Her supposedly smart, straight-laced Steady Teddy husband, who’s is (sort of?) trying to hold on to her. And of course, her SMOKING HOT, jaded, guitar playing ex-luvah who has plopped down on her new tour, and is totally DTF in an elevator.
Oh, how will she ever choose? Since we can’t come up with a good solution for her either, we decided to be extra-juvenile about it, and just play a round of FMK: Nashville Edition.
Elise: If it’s between those: F Deacon, M Liam, K Teddy.
Bekah: Dang this is hard… K Teddy for sure because he’s THE WORST and I can’t look at him without thinking about kidnapped kids on Without a Trace. Ugh…. Can’t I F both Liam AND Deacon? You’re gonna make me choose. Then F Liam, M Deacon… even though he seems too messy to be married to.
Beth: I’m for F Liam (because who doesn’t think a cavalier rock producer knows wassup??); M Deacon because HE CHANGED HIS WHOLE LIFE FOR RAYNA, I mean come on with that romance; and K Teddy because he’s a good guy but he has a shady side (like he’s totally down for Annie from Father of Bride going for his penis).
Elise: In my heart of hearts I’d F Deacon, M Gunnar, and K Avery (over and over).
Beth: That’s a MOST DEFINITE F Deacon, M Gunnar, KILL KILL KILL Avery. Dick.
Bekah: I agree except… Ugh…. Sometimes I want to F Avery. I KNOW. He’s the worst BUT.. I bet he’d be a good lay. Just with a bag over his head.
Beth: Ew, no. However, Avery and Gunnar get into some fisticuffs this week. Can we Voyeur someone? I’ll V Gunnar/Avery slash.
Elise: Avery is such a whiny little bitch. I bet he’s so selfish in that dept like everything else. “But I got you last time, it’s my turn” etc.
Bekah: Good point, Elise. Maybe I’ll just make out with him. Then leave him hanging. Can that be an option? Blue-Balling? F-M-K-BB … Who would YOU BB?
Elise: I wouldn’t BB the football player bc that kid had BB 24/7 for like ten years.
Beth: I would DEFINITELY BB the football guy. Virgin = enthusiastic kissing, but that’s it.
Bekah: Yeah.. poor football kid.. I wouldn’t BB him either. I wouldn’t F him though. Or M b/c he seems annoying. Maybe you could give him a HJ, Jamie, since your wrists got a work out cooking with me the other night.
Jamie: I don’t know any of their names but Rayna.
Jamie: Anyone else not like Rayna’s singing voice?
Beth: *both hands up*
Elise: Yea it makes it hard to believe she’s such an “icon…”
Bekah: Yeah Rayna isn’t great and that scene with them performing when she and Liam were flirty flirty was AWKWARD to watch. It looked like she felt awkward.
Beth: Oh you mean this hotness?
Beth: Why did any of us say we’d F Liam again? I can’t remember.
Jamie: Rayna said the cheerleader (she will always be the cheerleader from Heroes) wouldn’t make it as her back up singer. I think she may have the better voice though.
Bekah: I think Hayden’s voice is okay– better than Connie’s.
Beth: None of their voices are blowing me away. But I do think Hayden’s is the best.
Elise: There’s a lot that doesn’t quite compute (for me) about this show. At which point I glaze over until Gunnar’s back on.
Beth: Yes, we do.
Nikki: im gonna go catch up…winter hiatus is over dang.
So … who makes your FMK list? Would you BB Deacon? Ew … or Teddy?