Things are about to get romantic on Bachelor in Paradise, If you consider romance to be getting matching tattoos from a man named Chops or body painting your partner while a topless woman plays a wind instrument. Spoiler alert: both of those things actually happened this week.
She watches so you don’t have to!
Is paradise really a Mexican resort where underfed but over-imbibed twenty somethings get paid to humiliate themselves on national television? Probably.
If you’ve never seen Bachelor in Paradise, prepare yourself for a train wreck. We mean that in the best possible way.
Okay, so we all know I’m a snark monster 99% of the time I’m watching this show, but when the end comes and the bachelor gets down on one knee, I fall for it every single time. I blame Disney.
