Heidi Herbert, Features Writer

Currently obsessed with watching bad tv, having abrasive political opinions, always being right and getting the biggest laugh. She has a husband, 3 kids and a dog. You can probably find an accurate portrayal of her family by Googling “stereotypical white middle class family.” Follow her on Twitter
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The Beautiful Secret I Will Totally Tell My Friends About {Plus, a Giveaway}

in on 04/14/15 by Heidi 22 Comments

Beautiful Secret is funny, sexy, surprisingly sweet and I can’t wait to share with you the reasons I will totally spill this beautiful secret to my friends!

The Bachelor Finale: A Love Triangle for the Ages?

in on 03/10/15 by Heidi 11 Comments

I have this totally made up theory that men tend to marry women who remind them of their moms/sisters and both Becca and Whitney would fit seamlessly into a Soules family photo. It’s not creepy, it’s made up science and if made up science is good enough for the Duggars it’s good enough for you.

The Bachelor Women Tell All Special: Throwing Shade

in on 03/03/15 by Heidi 4 Comments

I’m relatively non-confrontational in my day-to-day life. I thrive on the entertainment of other people’s drama, but prefer a quick-witted, snarky remark or look to a more blatant attack. Insert The Bachelor…

The Bachelor in Bali: Fantasy Suite or Sour?

in on 02/24/15 by Heidi 6 Comments

Clearly my pregnancy craving for Sour Patch Kids is a perfect transition into recapping The Bachelor (#thatsnormal) because, I was reminded of a game I’ve played where you ask yourself what your sweet of the day was and what was your sour. Or in the case of this episode of The Bachelor, what made me cringe/laugh from secondhand embarrassment (my sweets, naturally) and what rankled my feminist ideals to the point of pausing the TV while I fumed at my husband (my sours).