I’d written my color blindness off as a fun party trick that didn’t really matter. Then my husband gave me special sunglasses that correct color blindness for my birthday and I could suddenly see what I was missing.

Heidi Herbert, Features Writer
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1. Another 3 hours of Bachelor in Paradise is about to begin.
2. I can’t believe it has already been 4 weeks.
3. Why didn’t the last 4 weeks of pregnancy with any of my babies ever go this quickly?
4. Speaking of babies, we are two minutes in and Ashley is already harmonizing her sobs with ominous music.
5. It really is Paradise.