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Then there was a commercial for Jeep WITH Jeremy Renner and his music…
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And if that wasn’t butch enough for you, Amazon just launched the eXcLusiVE Jeremy Renner Store! Full of everything the Jeremy Renner in your life needs: fishing rods, flannel shirts, trail mix, and all kinds of outdoorsy gear. All these interesting choices has me wondering who the fudgesicles is guiding this man’s career OR what bookie does Jeremy Renner owe millions to?
Feast your eyes on this tour de force of corporate celebrity endorsement!
Jeremy’s just a regular guy… he swears by 501s… sure, Jan.
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Then there’s the Jeremy Renner approved Frontiersman Bear Spray! Cause nothing says frontier like a Hollywood movie star!
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Let’s not forget the Neutrogena Sunscreen or the Aveeno Poison Ivy and Insect Bite Bath treatment! Treat your skin like Jeremy Renner would!
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The inclusion of the archery products is an eye rolling nod to his role as Hawkeye. Kudos to the Marvel fan at Amazon who included these products. I can imagine the people at Amazon who picked this stuff (you KNOW Jeremy hasn’t even seen this page), “Uh heh heh, look at these bows and arrows I included, bruh… cause Hawkeye! Get it?! Get it?!?!”
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Almost as good at the products HE (ahem) chose for this store, are the accompanying photos that really sell these products.
Your choice:
1. Don’t worry, Jeremy Renner is just looking out for the best deals for you…
2. This is Jeremy Renner looking at the end of his movie career
3. Jeremy Renner has the end of his Marvel contract in site
4. Look out, Jeremy Renner sees his next sponsorship: Fab Fit Fun Boxes! Spoiler alert: it’s all fishing gear and Men’s Health magazines.
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Meanwhile Jeremy Renner is starting forest fires all in the name of HOT DEALs on his Amazon Store!
