Everyone knows (or is) that basic bitch, so help out their Instagram feeds with some of our gift selections.
Avocado Charm Bracelet
Help your basic friend celebrate her love of avocados and avocado toast with this ALEX AND ANI Avocado Charm Bracelet. A symbol of love, fertility, and Omega-3s, the avocado is more than just a food. It’s a lifestyle. Plus:
ALEX AND ANI will donate 20% of the purchase price*, with a minimum donation of $25,000 between April 2018 and December 2018, to Green Beetz whose mission is to empower young people with the knowledge and critical thinking skills to make better decisions about the food they eat – for the health of their bodies, their communities and the planet. *Purchase price includes sales to ALEX AND ANI retail and web customers and authorized retailers. No portion of the purchase price is tax deductible.
Monstera Earrings
Basic bitches love monstera leaves, especially on wallpaper. But wallpaper is a pain in the ass to hang, so why not let your basic friend adorn her ears with the foliage of the moment?
-Amy
Meyer Lemon Tree
I have a lemon tree. Busy Phillips has one. Ruby Rose had one. Tori Spelling has one. Having a lemon tree in your home is like living on the set of Call Me By Your Name. Does your basic friend live somewhere other than Florida or California? No worries! Anyone that has a window that gets plenty of sun can grow a lemon tree. I live in New England and my lemon tree is days away from giving me three, fat and juicy lemons.
FastGrowingTrees guarantees that your basic friend will get fruit within one or two years. Limoncello for everyone!
FastGrowingTrees – starting at $39.95
-Amy
Letter Board
You know you’ve seen these all over your Instagram feed and rolled your eyes at the cliche phrase whatever influencer you hate-follow wrote on there. They basic. BUT they’re also fun and make a perfect gift. I got one as a housewarming gift for a friend and customized it with one of her favorite quotes from The Office, I bought one for myself and took an hour to find all the letters for a Post Malone quote about Michael Scott (which is case you were wondering is: God damn I love paper like I’m Michael Scott. Don’t judge.). So long story short: they’re good for posting quotes from The Office…or whatever other basic sh*% you like. The one linked below comes with its own stand and about a million letters and emojis you have to cut off a piece of plastic. PSA: your fingers will hurt by the time you’re done cutting off all those letters…
Tried and True Letter Board – starting at $24.99
-Emily L
BasicBitchStitch
This Etsy shop has a gift for the basic bitches in your life no matter what their level of craftiness may be. If you know that she likes doing cross stitch herself, you can provide the adorable patterns. This one is really a twofer, because rosé is another basic bitch staple.
No worries if your giftee isn’t quite there yet, there are also plenty of completed cross stitches that she can hang up immediately, preferably next to something rose gold. This one in particular spoke to me.
Check out the entire selection at the BasicBitchStitch Etsy shop.
– Jamie
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