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Henry Cavill Hates Me and It Feels So Good

in Hot Guys on 09/27/18 by Lorena Leave a Comment

It’s official: Henry Cavill hates me. Turns out, so does Hugo Boss. I did not think me and Hugo Boss had beef, but we do. If you forgot back in 2015 when I dumped Tom Hiddleston in preference of my soul, it’s basically the same affront of eyewear. But sexier. And more pathetic on my end since this isn’t exactly new territory.

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Let’s face it, social media isn’t my forté. I used to be witty on Twitter, but no more. That medium has moved right on to social selling and hate chats. I’m much better at existing in my own bubble listening to music alone on a long walk to the river or at home writing fiction while drinking IPAs.

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I’ve since discovered Instagram. A perfect place to put out images for the world and receive nothing back except heart icons. No risk of ridiculous celebrity interactions that leave you feeling excited and mortified all at once. It truly is the perfect place.

Until I decided to follow Henry Cavill.

I do not even follow Tom Hiddleston, you guys. Why did I think following Henry Cavill would be a smart idea?

It was not.

Now you’re probably wondering why not, and the reason is simple: every time Henry Cavill posts a photo of himself, it feels like a personal attack on my soul. As if Henry Cavill is reaching out to me directly to say, “In case you forgot, I am beautiful and love dogs; you and I will never be together.”

Mind you, he’s usually posting himself with his dog, or totally clad on a motorcycle, or half naked doing a workout regime. Nothing abnormal. Nothing particularly aimed at anyone… unless you love dogs and chest hair. Or find cleverly timed yet mysterious Krypton videos exceptionally attractive.

 

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Today was exciting #Superman

A post shared by Henry Cavill (@henrycavill) on Sep 12, 2018 at 4:23pm PDT

Enter Hugo Boss

But now, Henry Cavill is actually getting paid by Hugo Boss to destroy me! At first I thought it was just this photo:

 

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A post shared by Henry Cavill (@henrycavill) on Sep 25, 2018 at 11:34am PDT

But no, people, no. THERE IS A VIDEO. A video in which he speaks in his actual voice, none of this American accent crap. <painful sigh> Actual conversation that follows in my head:

Henry: Sometimes what you’re looking for is in front of your eyes.
Me: *WAVES FRANTICALLY* I’m right here!!!!!!
Henry: Sharpen your vision…
Me: Okay…
Henry: You and I will never be together.

 

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The new BOSS Eyewear Fall/Winter ’18 collection has arrived. There is a link to said snazzy collection in my bio. @BOSS #SharpenYourFocus #BOSSEyewear

A post shared by Henry Cavill (@henrycavill) on Sep 24, 2018 at 10:00am PDT

I will leave you with this photo and story about his dog, because Henry Cavill hates you too.  But doesn’t it feel so good?

 

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Me and my Salty Sea Dog going diving. I would say “Well, only me diving. Kal stayed on the boat”…..but he didn’t. Minor heart attack for me and a deep sea adventure for Kal ? #DoggyPaddle PS…Kal decided that trying to find me when I was 100ft underwater was more difficult than he had previously thought so he returned to the boat of his own accord. Gold star for effort though.

A post shared by Henry Cavill (@henrycavill) on Aug 23, 2018 at 10:04am PDT

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About Lorena

Lorena’s current obsessions: floppy eared dogs, north Iceland, red pepper jelly, Slytherin, Fena Gitu, Manchester United, Hogwarts Running Club, Lokane, Pittsburgh Penguins, Doctor Who, west coast IPAs, and Tillamook aged cheddar.

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