This weekend’s monitoring reminded me of something used to do way back when we ran that Twilight site. We would report on the terms people searched in google to find our site. We even did it once back in 2014 here at TN. So today we’re bringing you Volume 2 of:
This is How You Found That’s Normal
Dear people of the internet, a significant number of you have typed Chrissie Heughan into Google and found That’s Normal.
- We have never printed the term “Chrissie Heughan.”
- I have no idea who Chrissie Heughan is.
- I have a guess who Chrissie Heughan is.
- Upon googling the term “Chrissie Heughan”, and finding a That’s Normal Link to this post about Sam’s hairline in the search results (below) my hunch from #3 is confirmed.
Chrissie Heughan is Sam Heughan’s Mom.
228 people have searched the term “Chrissie Heughan” in the last 2 days alone and found That’s Normal. 228 People IN THE LAST TWO DAYS have googled for information about Sam’s Heughan’s Mom.
Let that sink in.
Sam Heughan Gay
If I could stop laughing hard enough to answer the question all of you googlers are asking (we’re talking on average 1000+ people searching for this PER MONTH and finding TN), I’d say your second search querie should be “Sam Heughan’s Type” and staring back at you in the Google Image results will be a blonde, leggy, actress (multiple photos, different lady)
This term is one of the top search terms but also making the list are “is jamie from outlander gay” and “Is Sam Hueghan gay”
Oh THISSSS is why Diana doesn’t like TN anymore. It’s because people come to us expecting to find Outlander Fanfic (and instead finding this amazing post about what if Outlander was Young Adult:
Tobias Menzies Teeth
Gorgeous, the best, completely perfectly British.*
*so not great, but he’s bae, so what.
Renesmee and Jacob
Taking us back to our roots! Welcome Twilight fans. We’re glad to have you. We have no idea why you found us, but here’s a photo:
Yes. One of the top ways people find us is by Typing “Sex” with 7 X’s into Google. I was first horrified, then proud, then confused. Until I typed Sexxxxxxx into Google myself (NSFW- warning!) and found out that we actually tagged one of our posts, about Sex, with Sexxxxxxx:
(Well, we had tagged it that way, but I removed it after realizing that people are probably searching that term for reasons very different than our snarky, opinionated feminist musings)
Plus One Band
We’re not just your website for very specific “Seven” sexxxxxxx fetises, but you can also find out what is going on with your favorite Christian Boy Band Plus One!
This post provides us amazing giggles, almost 5 years later as we STILL get comments or even emails from rabid Christian boy band fans who have STRONG opinions on one or many of the guys in the band.
A few other ways people found That’s Normal worth mentioning:
- Jamie Fraser Butt: We know that was you, Barb
- Jamie Fraser Nude: We can still see you, Babs!
- Sam Heughan hair piece: I promise this is real
- Does Pam Cheat on Jim: That bitch knows better (This is one of many “The Office” themed search phrases people use to find TN
- MLM Ruins friendships: That it does
What did you Google to find That’s Normal?