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We got an email this weekend from Google telling us to MONITOR YOUR SEARCH TRAFFIC which is always a great idea from time to time. If you don’t LIVE The internet like we do or if you’re still unsure of the correct way to pronounce gif [JIFF, ALWAYS JIFF] that basically means…. check in on our stats, see what pages and posts are most popular, check to make sure nothing is weird like 99.9% of our traffic is coming from Russia. Though, if we do find anything weird, we have absolutely no idea how to fix it because we’re just a small fry in a really f*cking huge vat of oil. Or something like that. Thanks for the reminder, Google!
This weekend’s monitoring reminded me of something used to do way back when we ran that Twilight site. We would report on the terms people searched in google to find our site. We even did it once back in 2014 here at TN. So today we’re bringing you Volume 2 of:
Dear people of the internet, a significant number of you have typed Chrissie Heughan into Google and found That’s Normal.
Chrissie Heughan is Sam Heughan’s Mom.
228 people have searched the term “Chrissie Heughan” in the last 2 days alone and found That’s Normal. 228 People IN THE LAST TWO DAYS have googled for information about Sam’s Heughan’s Mom.
Let that sink in.
If I could stop laughing hard enough to answer the question all of you googlers are asking (we’re talking on average 1000+ people searching for this PER MONTH and finding TN), I’d say your second search querie should be “Sam Heughan’s Type” and staring back at you in the Google Image results will be a blonde, leggy, actress (multiple photos, different lady)
This term is one of the top search terms but also making the list are “is jamie from outlander gay” and “Is Sam Hueghan gay”
Oh THISSSS is why Diana doesn’t like TN anymore. It’s because people come to us expecting to find Outlander Fanfic (and instead finding this amazing post about what if Outlander was Young Adult:
Gorgeous, the best, completely perfectly British.*
*so not great, but he’s bae, so what.
Taking us back to our roots! Welcome Twilight fans. We’re glad to have you. We have no idea why you found us, but here’s a photo:
Yes. One of the top ways people find us is by Typing “Sex” with 7 X’s into Google. I was first horrified, then proud, then confused. Until I typed Sexxxxxxx into Google myself (NSFW- warning!) and found out that we actually tagged one of our posts, about Sex, with Sexxxxxxx:
(Well, we had tagged it that way, but I removed it after realizing that people are probably searching that term for reasons very different than our snarky, opinionated feminist musings)
We’re not just your website for very specific “Seven” sexxxxxxx fetises, but you can also find out what is going on with your favorite Christian Boy Band Plus One!
This post provides us amazing giggles, almost 5 years later as we STILL get comments or even emails from rabid Christian boy band fans who have STRONG opinions on one or many of the guys in the band.
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