You know what has given me anxiety? 2016. This year can eat a bag of dicks.
Between the election of Chester Cheetah’s sex offender uncle, the death of Prince, and Diana Gabaldon’s horrifying comments on rape and rape culture, we could all use a Valium with a Klonopin chaser.
Do you have someone in your life like me? That person who has a “Pills make everything better” cross-stich pillow? That person who named her Porteguese water dog Benzo? That person who thinks the stress relief of yoga is best paired with trazodone?
Then do I have the Christmas present idea for you!
Jonathan Adler Pill Decor
Pills can be a life and sanity saver, so let’s celebrate that!
Get your daily prescription of surrealism with our lustrous homages to fab pharmaceuticals. Crafted from solid Lucite in a range of poppy colors with laser-etched dosage in three dosages (small: 150 mg, medium: 300 mg, large: 500 mg) and six different, non-generic color combos. Use one as a paperweight—or why not get all six to create an art installation on your cocktail table?
Brass Pill Boxes
We’ve taken our longtime love of pharmaceuticals to a new level of luxe. Cast in solid brass, our hinged pill boxes are the perfect place to stash your stash. Each pill is laser-etched with its mg size so you can manage your dosage. The perfect provocative touch for your tablescape or hip hideaway on your bedside table.
Celebrate all of life’s little helpers with our perky Vice Canisters. Each canister is designed and sculpted by Jonathan and his team in our Soho studio, then crafted from white porcelain and glazed with rich hues. Get a gaggle for your kitchen countertop, or keep one bedside for any late night cravings.