Vagenda of Manocide on tour – A TN Comic

Well, we almost made it. Two months until November, and we nearly managed to make it to the electoral finish line without anyone being the wiser to the devious, dark and evil plans that some of us womens have for the future of America. Plans that we are banking on a particular candidate to deliver for us.

Eeeeeeeevil

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Unfortunately, somehow the good folks at Gulf of Maine Gunsmithing of Raymond, Maine not only got wind of our machinations, but also advertised them for everyone traveling down Route 302 to see.

It is like they are in our heads

Naturally, folks just couldn’t keep this to themselves, prizing Facebook “likes” over the successful implementation of a gloriously man-free future.

You are on our list, Eric Garland. #traitor

The jig is up, ladies! I repeat: THE.JIG.IS.UP.

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The one saving grace was that we could laugh off the whole “all-female death metal band” thing because: absurd! But then more documents were anonymously leaked to the public (I’m looking at you, Julian Assange). And now the top secret penile-shriveling acts fomented by the band Vagenda of Manocide have been exposed in badly drawn comic form, to be endlessly circulated around the internet, revealing the depths of this depravity to the world.

What follows is a damning look into Vagenda of Manocide’s demonic antics:

Look out for either Issue #2 or the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse (depending on the election outcome) on Tuesday, November 8th! And don’t forget to vote!

Will the Vagenda still spread even though it’s been exposed? (I seriously did not mean that to sound as dirty as it did) Will the the Hooha Ray be able to fight off P.E.E.N.? What items do you want to add to the Vagenda? Does anyone have a contact at Image Comics? ‘Cuz I’m ready to make my billions as a comic book draw-er.