No Duh with Amy: Message Tees

Hi friends! Welcome back to my style and lifestyle feature called NO DUH. “No Duh” means I tell you why you need something in the simplest terms possible. I think of myself as a poor man’s (and just plain poor) Drew Barrymore when doling out fashion advice.

Did you see Drew’s scintillating commentary in Goop’s recent celeb closet sale? Her descriptions were magical.

“A fancy version of a flat.”

“This bag is luxurious yet everyday.”

“A fancy basic black pant.”

Is this fashion advice or Franzen? Is this ad copy or Margaret Atwood? Hard to tell!

Message Tees

It’s the middle of summer and the best thing to wear in summer is a t-shirt. A cotton tee absorbs underboob sweat better than any other garment. And while wearing a t-shirt, you might as well make a statement. Convey your personality with some snarky screen printing! Here are some of my faves.

Your tee should be philosophical yet everyday.

This is the new “Yes way, rosé.”

The Laundry Room, $54

Perfect for Comic Con, aka nerd sex camp.

Sub Urban Riot, $44

Piss off Drumpf voters because the message is not written in English.

Sincerely Jules, $49

Sex-ed stops sex idiots.

Planned Parenthood, $25

Pregnancy in summer is hilarious.

Etsy, $32

Swiddleston WISHES they has this squad.

Look Human, $22

When cussing, use fancy font.

Bethenny Frankel tee by CZND, $35

What kind of message do you like to convey on your titties during the summer?