While I typically don’t need several reasons to see a movie (I saw Max last weekend on a whim because Robbie Amell and a hero dog,) I understand that some people have babysitters to coordinate or reason to have the husband stay home so you can experience the safe, less skeevy way to have strange men wiggle their junk in front of your face. So here’s to you, my friend and the top 5 reasons you should see Magic Mike XXL
1 – Even the Honest Trailer guy is mesmerized by the first movie
Let’s be honest, no one is watching this first movie or going to see the second for the “thong to riches” plot. We are seeing it for the Abs, Pecks, Gluts, and muscle movements (you know, the thrusting and grinding.)
2 – Reward for sitting through all the Gratuitous Boobs on TV and film
Although this season of Game of Thrones didn’t have as many random boobs float across the scene, it has been definitely guilty of this trend. Not that I mind seeing boobs, but now I have that honest trailer guy in my head saying: BEWBS! And really, don’t we deserve this? True Blood is off the air and how else will I see Joe Manganiello’s ass?
3 – Likely not seeing these moves at home
I mean, who am I to presume that you aren’t getting perfect, rhythmic gyrations at home from a insanely toned body, but i’m going to take a wild guess that seeing this will be a treat.
4 – Resisting their charm is futile
5 – It’s your Patriotic duty
Remember the days of a huge blockbuster summer movie coming out on Independence Day weekend? Well, the movie does have XXL in it and the first movie had a flag…
Who will be joining me today or this weekend for some unabashed ogling? Magic Mike hits theaters today (July 1).
