YOU GUYS … did you miss our last Hangoutlander? Did you have real life things to do or something? Whatever. You missed the genesis of what has now become my favorite gif of all time:
Things You Don’t Want to Miss in Hangoutlander 5:
- 18+ only Mature Stuff bc #FSOG and #Beth’sPottyMouth
- The mighty return of Dougal’s Beard, Karen
- Lots of dick pic talk
- Surprise Guests!
- And more …
Watch It Here:
or take the coward’s way out and just click on your favorite recap moment:
4:55 Jamie’s Boobs got in the mood. The Outlander mood.
8:44 What’s been going on with most super important thing of all time: #SamsFanFollow?
10:00 “Must’ve been a dick pic.”
10:35 “Are you genuinely attracted to Sam at this point in time?”
12:04 Going to straight to Lifetime … and Jamie takes offense.
14:03 SPECIAL APPEARANCE by Blurtlander … You never know who could pop up on Hangoutlander!!!
15:40 Jamie still thinks Sam is hot. The Cheese Stands Alone.
16:38 He doesn’t apologize for his penis when he pulls it out.
17:30 “complete and total lack of sophistication … ” Guess WHO?
18:31 #SamsFanFollow UPDATE from Twitter
19:15 Outlander Merch … fans still hate it. #shocker
20:51 It’s ok if the merch isn’t made by a Scottish old lady and her authentically gnarled fingers.
21:55 Dougal’s Beard is Team Jacob
22:24 Beth wrote an impromptu advertising jingle for Factory Entertainment, purveyors of weird plush and Jamie Fraser towels
24:08 The towel is creepy.
25:01 Giving away ideas for authentic Outlander sheet sets
27:00 Dramatic Readings of Outlander Fan Comments on Merch Websites
28:42 Another surprise guest …
29:29 OCII … is about the same size as the Riverside Shakespeare. No big.
31:05 ZING! “Her synopses will be longer than the original content.”
32:22 Back to dick pics … “He has a harmonica and a rope …. THAT’s what that thing in his mouth is!”
33:46 Let’s talk Fifty Shades of Grey and how much Outlander is better
38:18 “Isn’t that a little bit rapey?”
41:55 If you’re reading Fifty Shades thinking it’s a literary masterpiece …
42:58 Is the outlander fan base going to see Fifty Shades? OR was it super smart of Starz to get that trailer in front of a big new audience
44:32 I think Scotland Now is Sam’s fake twitter account.
47:00 Twilight has sold 125 million and ONE books.
48:17 Chinese Zodiac for Jamie and Claire
52:20 Way to kill a ladyboner.
53:54 That wedding deleted scene, though
55:00 GOOD NIGHT from the Dick Pic Gang.
Good talk, guys. Glad we had this it.
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