When we last left our bearded crew, King Horik had suffered the world’s most epic burn when every last person he’d conspired with to bring Ragnar down betrayed him, remaining loyal to their intermittently crazy-eyed Earl. Then, in the Vikings answer to Game of Throne’s Red Wedding, Ragnar took down the king’s family and exorcised his considerable pent-up rage going viking on the king’s head.
What’s in store for next season? Take a look:
That looks goooood. Let’s hear it for the Fs: fighting, foxy Norsemen, fornicating, and flexing pecs!
Last season left us with a bounty of questions we hope to have answered in the upcoming season! Here are just a few:
Is Ragnar’s interest in Britain really so he and his folk can settle down to a quiet life of farming, or does he have other plans?
As this is clearly the face of a guy who just wants kick back and watch the crops grow, I’m going with the latter.
Is Lagertha going to take Ragnar back when he comes crawling?
Which we all know is completely inevitable, because this:
bad.ass.
Will Athelstan fully renounce his Christianity?
And if so, are they going to revisit that threesome idea Ragnar and Lagertha had in the first season?
I’d do them.
I really think they should, not because I’m a perv, but because I think demonstrating how far he’s strayed from his chaste Christian roots is critical to his character development. Completely and utterly essential. Yep. Totally not a perv.
Another question I have in the wake of Clive Standen’s appearance at this year’s TCA:
Are the Norsemen going to find out who is responsible for butchering Rollo’s hair?
And, more importantly, will they make them PAY???
Nooooooo! R.I.P. manbun.
And finally,
Would this be a good time to remind everyone that I got to touch Rollo when his manbun was intact?
Yes? Oh well, if you insist:
Fun fact: I’ve scotch-taped this image on top of all photos of me and my husband.
See more of my time with Vikings at Comic Con
If you are NOT watching vikings, then take a look at what you’re missing:
Sexy-crazy eyes:
Ferocious battles:
All the love:
Rampant bare-chestedness:
And if that’s not enough, they just might take me up on that threesome suggestion!
Aaaaah, one can dream . . .
So what are you waiting for? Tune into Vikings on the History Channel!
What are you looking forward to in Season 3? How ugly is it going to get between Ragnar and King Ecbert? Are they going to set Rollo’s manbun adrift on a burning pyre in accordance to Norse tradition?
