That’s Normal’s 2015 New Year’s Predictions

Back by popular demand it’s our 2015 predictions! Ok, so no one demanded but we thought we’d get the TN team together and come up with some predictions for what the next year will hold.

That’s Normal 2015 Predictions

I predict that Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult will rekindle their love – Amanda

It will be while filming X-Men: Apocalypse but the relationship will fizzle yet again after Hoult leaks nude photos to his #1 That’s Normal fan girl.  (It could happen!  And I would feel super guilty about it… Like, soooo guilty…)

In 2015 we secretly pray some other country is offended by 50 Shades of Grey – Ellie

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Then 50 Shades will have to be released on demand instead of in theaters.  That way we can all secretly watch it in the comfort of our homes and deny it.

Sam Heughan will release a Bear Strength workout DVD – Julie

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And many women (and a few men) will discover the slow motion setting on their DVD players.

Diana G will switch it up a bit- Katy

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Bored of spending five years writing 800 page meticulously-researched epic novels, Diana Gabaldon will surprise her fans by ending the Outlander franchise next year with a trilogy in which Claire is catapulted through the stones into a dystopian future brought about by a byzantine series of events set into motion after she carelessly tossed away her PB&J wrapper in Voyager. The blockbuster movie adaptations will star Kim Kardashian as Claire, and in true YA form, the third book will be completely unreadable, so everyone will be spared the pain of having to experience the death of Jamie and Claire.

 

In 2015, Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake will do a history of rap. – Julie

But they will change all the lyrics about fatherhood, changing poopy diapers, and getting only three hours of sleep a night. And it will be EPIC.

In 2015 I predict Aaron Tveit will be an even more distant memory in our collective TN minds. – Bekah

Sad, sad Aaron Tveit. I predict we will fall in love with a new fairly unknown British boy. I’m excited though it doesn’t seem like we have room, our love coffers are full. But we do! Our hearts will make room.

I predict we will probably piss off a few more Outlander fans, some random Kristen Stewart fans (from Brasil) and find some new fandom to “troll.” – Nikki

Sorry fans, we just want to keep it real. We really do love these shows/actors/books/whatever but we also have our feet (mostly) on the ground. After all, TN is a place were (again, mostly) normal fans write about the stuff everyone’s thinking but no one’s saying.

I predict that I will finally fangirl TN-style on Orphan Black and Penny Dreadful – Beth

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They are currently the BEST SHOWS ON TV. Yeah, I said it. But no one will love Things My Husband Says During Penny Dreadful as much as they love Blurtlander.

2015 will be the year of the Fever Series, Barrons, and ironic liking of any Karen Marie Moning suggested meat-head castings for any of the men. – Jamie

(Crosses fingers that the Fever series becomes a TV series. Crosses fingers that KMM has nothing to do with casting.)

I definitely predict that we are all going to go into a deep depression after the Mocking Jay Part 2 comes out. – Anne

Because I made my husband hold me for an hour while I cried my eyes out when the Hunger Games books ended, so I imagine it will only be worse watching it happen.

I also predict that Tobias Menzies is going to piss off a lot of Outlander fans. – Anne

It’s been a fabulous year, stay tuned for our year in review and if you’re in the New Years mood read our Outlander Resolutions along with Bekah’s Resolutions She May or May Not Keep.

Add your predictions for 2015 in the comments. Happy New Year!!!