You can end your Theo James Watch December 2014. The Insurgent Trailer is here:
And we broke it down vanity fair style, naturally.
Bekah: Dude
Nikki: Dude
Bekah: That is NOT a book I read
Nikki: Thank God, Right?
Bekah: No seriously, I did not read that book. And I think we can determine Insurgent’s Tagline from this trailer.
Nikki: Insurgent: A lesson in things NOT to do in life. Like shoulder tatts
Bekah: And piercings *shudders*
Nikki: Double crossing-Kate Winslet, or Looking like the female Justin-Bieber
Bekah: Yeah.. the tumblr Lesbians that look like Justin Bieber totally came to mind
Nikki: And WHO is that woman Four is with? Is that supposed to be his MOM? If so, his MOM looks like his younger sister who just graduated college.
Bekah: I didn’t even notice. I still cannot get over Tris’ hair. I LOVE Shailene’s short hair, but… it’s like they decided the tagline is Insurgent: Don’t mess with the badass lesbian. It’s not feminine at all. When Eric says “It’s good to see you again” all sultry, I thought he was talking to FOUR on my first watch. But No. It’s just a Justin-Bieber-esque Shailene. And WHERE is she getting the mousse for that ‘do?
Nikki: She’s using SO much LA-Looks Gel. Even the factions didn’t want that stuff. So when the joined the factionless IT WAS ON- all the gel she could get.
Bekah: It’s been sitting in a mostly vacant warehouse outside of Chicago for years. She hit the jack pot on expiring LA Looks hair gel.
Nikki: Wait until she hits a freak rain storm. That expired gel is going to run into her eyes right when she needs to kill Janine.
Bekah: Insurgent:Protecting the Factionless.. one terrible hairstyle at a time
Nikki: And again.. with Theo having SUCH a small role? I mean it’s better in this trailer than in the last teaser, but UGH. Insurgent: We might occasionally show you this hot guy starring in our film.
Bekah: He does have that train-jumping scene. Ya know: Insurgent: Theo James and the Ultimate Game of Chicken
Nikki: No way he makes that jump in real life.
Bekah: So can we agree the tagline for Insurgent is most definitely Insurgent: Making badassness out of a book that really wasn’t all that badass ?
Nikki: Agreed. This movie already looks a million times better than the book.
What do you think of the Insurgent Trailer? More interested to see it than finishing Allegiant?
