Ten with Tiffany Reisz - Don't forget your safe word!

In case you missed our previous two TEN with Tiffany posts, we are really excited about the Original Sinners series and chatting with Tiffany Reisz. Her books are HOT and she is smart and funny as all hell. But did you know that this whole series started with THIS:

That’s right. The evil Colonel Tavington from the Patriot was the inspiration for The Siren. Confused? Don’t worry, we’ve got an equation or two later on in this post that will clear things up nicely.

*sidebar: DanFanN1, who posted this video tribute, clearly feels the same way that Tiffany’s friend does about Jason Isaacs. Really wouldn’t be surprised if he’s written a little erotic fanfic himself. Which brings us to this:

JASON ISAACS FANFIC IS A THING

Don’t know about you all, but when Katy gets her hands on some new erotica she just flips the pages until her eyes light on at least one of the following words: slick, rod, folds, lick, pound or juicy. Then, and only then, does she start reading. But apparently Amy does things like ‘read the parts where people are wearing clothes’, and actually pays attention to scenes where dialog contains none of the aforementioned words, and, get this, she even reads the dedication page! Oh, la-ti-daaaa Miss Fancypants!

PS In case you have forgotten, we have all kicked our sexy shoes up on our friend Danny Gee’s back for this interview. Comfy!

I can make that sexy

Listen, at this point, we are convinced that Tiffany can make pretty much anything sexy, but What? Sexy tree planters? Not soooo sure…

Rawr, Johnny Appleseed, why don’t you come plant your seed- ewww, I can’t! Just no.

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Oh, you mean like Søren tree planting sexy? Well that works.

Nora’s magical kitty cat

In the Original Sinners books Nora seems to be able to be all things to all men (and some women), which some may think is unrealistic. Tiffany counters this claim by invoking Nora’s secret weapon: her magical kitty cat!

Only you can save us, magical pussy cat!

Not that kind of pussy? Oooooooooooh.

Quoth Tiffany: “Her pussy is the reverse Bermuda Triangle.” Just let that wash over you for a sec.

#TRUTH

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Safe words

This point in the interview marks this first time that day that we almost killed our footstool. In our defense, it was out of procedural ignorance, not malice. Don’t make the same mistakes we did. Give your human furniture a safe word and THEN poke those heels in as hard as you like. Just make sure they aren’t cheap shoes, so he doesn’t get hives.

But never fear: the second time Barb and Katy nearly killed him it was nearly 3am and completely pre-meditated. (Oh, don’t worry, PETA – he’s fine! We only almost killed him. Twice.)

Fidelity

So, if we were to do a little equation for Nora and Soren, it would look a little like this:

Which, to all of us vanillas is SUPER F-ING CONFUSING. Like, Stephen Hawking-level relationship math. We talked to Tiffany about the meaning of fidelity in her books, and fortunately she has a doctorate in kink love. Fascinating!!! (seriously, watch it)

It’s official, we’re sold! One of the best things about this series is that you get to be immersed in the kink world, without having to actually beat or be beaten. Unless you want to! In either case, remember to take your Vitamin K and read THE KING, out November 25th.