Captain Irving is languishing in jail for murders he didn’t commit, Katrina is trapped with a weirdly buff headless guy, Ichabod and Abbie are hug-buddies, and Jenny is perpetually playing scapegoat. They are all working to thwart the apocalypse, or are they? Is everyone really on board? Who can they trust? And why are all the pens tied down?
Oh Ichabod, your outrage is adorbs, as always!
And now, like an episode of the ‘Real World: Sleepy Hollow,’ the suspicion and catfights begin!! The seeds of doubt are sown, resulting in love triangles, filial mistrust and monster betrayals!
Sister smack
Jenny’s taking the fall for Abbie . . . again. Jenny spent years hating Abbie because she left her to rot in a mental institution for telling the truth about what she and Abbie witnessed as children. But they’ve put all that behind them, right?
WRONG!!
Jenny finds herself incarcerated while Abbie roams free, left to wonder whether Abbie’s job as a witness will always come first. But Abbie really appreciates what Jenny is sacrificing, isn’t that enough?
To which I say:
Ichatrinabbie
This week’s episode contained some highly shippable Ichabbie moments:
Sigh! And:
That’s like some 3rd season X-Files shipping right there! This ship is leaving the dock fo’ sho’! Toot! Toot!
BUT WAIT, just when we catch a glimpse of Icahabbie’s future beautiful babies, Ichabod and Katrina are reunited, and it feels so good!
In case you’re keeping score, that’s 12 full seconds of revolutionary-era face suckage! And if that triangle wasn’t enough, let me lay some more drama-geometry on you:
Katrinabodbraham
Ichabod is the love of Katrina’s life….or is he? A week after a sexually-confused Katrina witnessed the “Chested Horseman” in all his glory, she seems to be playing both sides.
Chesty McDeath is like:
This old-timey shirt is chafing my skin! Mind if I take it off? (waggles non-existent eyebrows)
And Katrina thinks:
What he lacks in heads, he more than makes up for in pecs! Rawr!
She loves Ichabod, but she’s also “witnessed” (see what I did there) some unnatural chumminess between him and Abbie.
WTF, husbo?
Abraham is all too happy to play Iago to her Othello, and sow those doubt-seeds in order pave the way for a demon-marriage to Katrina:
Katrina makes like Abe’s a liar, but is she really rolling with it, or is she secretly like:
After playin’ Abraham a little, then telling Ichobod she wants to stick with the horseman ‘for the sake of their son,’ it sounds like she’s keeping her options open!
Monster Drama
In spite of all the smexiness between Ichabbie, Abbie is beginning to doubt Icabod’s ability to prioritize saving the world over his desire to break his 200 year old sex-fast with Katrina in back of the cow shed..
And she sure as hell doubts that animating a monster conceived by ‘flirtin Frankin” is a sound move:
#Franklinstein #FrankenFranklin #DeadHead #FuglyMummy
The Kindred seems to have Ichabod’s and Abbie’s back for now, but what happens when he realizes what an ugly-ass head they sowed to his neck? Prepare to feel his wrath!
And the rest
Add into this hellish mix a new no-nonsense non-believer Sheriff, a sexy new ‘arms dealer’ *wink,* and Captain Irving potentially having just signed his soul over to the devil – in blood! – and we’re fixing to have a season that plays out a lot like this:
Yesssssssss!
See you all next week! Don’t forget to wear your kevlar!!! And wear a ponytail, ladies – it makes hair pulling much more difficult!
Which triangle are you rooting for? How bad is the Kindred going to come back and bite them in the ass? Who will win the chest-off. the horseman or the new guy?
