Here's what Vampire Diaries can do so it sucks less

So Vampire Diaries is premiering the “The Originals” pilot tonight following Klaus and Hayley to New Orleans and NO ONE CARES.

I don’t know about you but I have been B-O-R-E-D with the Vampire Dairies lately and there are so many reasons why. Basically everything GOOD about the show is gone and everything TERRIBLE about the show is all they keep showing us week after week. Yes, I’m talking about all the sexual chemistry and shirtless men disappearing and in their place a ton of boring plot lines. TAKE OFF THE SHIRTS.

Here’s what Vampire Diaries can do to fix their suck as of late:

Turn Elena back into a human

Or make her a likable vampire or something. Because this Elena:

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Has no sympathy from me. Neither does back-stabbing, best friend-almost-killing, not-wanting to do the Salvatore Brothers every second-of-the-day, cheerleader-biting Elena:

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Gah she’s the worst.

Klaroline

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(or is it Klausoline?) I mean come on…….. are we going to have to BEG? You’ve been flirting with the idea for like a YEAR now, Tyler is out of the picture, it’s kinda the ONLY time the two of them are somewhat likable and when we got a preview of it awhile back when Klaus was in Tyler’s body & it was so hot it almost made us forget it was actually the guy who plays Tyler:

COME ON WRITERS:

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STOP TEASING US.

Give Stefan someone to hook up with

I’m a Damon girl but Stefan was looking finneeeee last week. So fine that I was even okay with the idea of him and Caroline for a hot second:

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Until I remembered that means no Caroline & Klaus. Then I went back to just hoping for more scenes like this:

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and less scenes with him and girls I don’t want him to have.

Damon Damon and MORE Damon

And I’m not talking about Damon helping Elena find her humanity or savings cheerleaders and her best friends and bonding with his brother. I mean THIS Damon: