So the cover was released for Beautiful Bastard the other day by EW and we got this fabulous view of what BB (real name: Bennett Ryan) COULD look like. And the preview is pretty hot.
What I like:
Skinny Tie? Check. This business man ain’t shopping at Brooks Brothers.
Fitted Suit? Check. Every sexy man knows a good tailor.
5:00 Shadow? Check. Because that means he was out somewhere late last night & didn’t have time to groom before work. And by “somewhere” I don’t mean at the local pub kicking back brewskies with the boys. I mean someone’s bed. Sexy.
What I don’t like: Why can’t I see his face? Who is this faceless man who is about to become every woman around the world’s fantasy?
Is he a real person? A male model who was asked to pose as THE Bennett Ryan? Or is he the editor’s geeky cousin who agreed to be photographed chin-down for a quick buck?
Was he drawn by an imaginative artist with the world’s best job?
Or did the publisher just find an image on istock.com and choose a guy who posed for what he thought would be ads for doctors offices & dentists but will now be staring up from nightstands of women around the globe? I bet his grandma will never know…
And what does the rest of him look like?
I imagine it might look like this:
Or like this:
Or even like:
(I was as surprised as you are that Josh Bowman made this post. But he looked fineeeee in that suit on Revenge this week)
But in reality…. he probably looks like this:
So what do you think? Who does BB look like to YOU?