So the cover was released for Beautiful Bastard the other day by EW and we got this fabulous view of what BB (real name: Bennett Ryan) COULD look like. And the preview is pretty hot.
What I like:
Skinny Tie? Check. This business man ain’t shopping at Brooks Brothers.
Fitted Suit? Check. Every sexy man knows a good tailor.
5:00 Shadow? Check. Because that means he was out somewhere late last night & didn’t have time to groom before work. And by “somewhere” I don’t mean at the local pub kicking back brewskies with the boys. I mean someone’s bed. Sexy.
What I don’t like: Why can’t I see his face? Who is this faceless man who is about to become every woman around the world’s fantasy?
Is he a real person? A male model who was asked to pose as THE Bennett Ryan? Or is he the editor’s geeky cousin who agreed to be photographed chin-down for a quick buck?
Was he drawn by an imaginative artist with the world’s best job?
Or did the publisher just find an image on istock.com and choose a guy who posed for what he thought would be ads for doctors offices & dentists but will now be staring up from nightstands of women around the globe? I bet his grandma will never know…
And what does the rest of him look like?
I imagine it might look like this:
Joseph Gordon Levitt.. Or Ed Westwick or Josh Bowman…
But in reality…. he probably looks like this:
Maybe it’s best we can’t see his full face……
So what do you think? Who does BB look like to YOU?
