If you haven’t watched The Vampire Diaries yet this week, you’re gonna want to stay AWAY from this post & the joy from one of us & the “meh” from the other:
 Jamie: I’m here. It’s starting in a minute… |
| Bekah: k…. Although I think we prob should just talk after it’s over cuz.. I mean it’s Damon. I can’t really think straight right now |
| Jamie: you’re like a cat in heat |
| Bekah: meow |
| We see Stefan and Caroline talking…. |
| Bekah: o crap!!! Shut UP Caroline! |
| Jamie: I love Bonnie. I want Bonnie and Stefan to make sweet sweet love. Elena is annoying and whiny. |
| Bekah: What are you talking about? We haven’t seen bonnie! You randomly want Bonnie & Stefan to make love? |
| Jamie: whoops– not Bonnie! I mean Caroline |
| Bekah: Oh. That’s better. Although you’re wrong. I want Klaus & Caroline to get on. I mean come on. He wants her so bad. It would be so good. |
| Jamie: I think Caroline & Stefan would be great together |
| Bekah: Hmmm that’d be a nice twist… I can see it. She’s way too involved in this Stefan-Elena mess. I could ship them I guess… after she does Klaus first, of course. |
| Jamie: But Klaus killed Aunt….. what was her name? Jennie? |
| Bekah: umm. I forget |
| Jamie: clearly we’re still very upset over it |
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| Bekah: ugh. Dying . dying |
| Jamie: would they just get the humping over with already. We know it’s coming |
| Bekah: ugh |
| Jamie: Oh man…Stefan is riding the KRAZY TRAIN. with the final stop, CRAZY TOWN |
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| Bekah: i hope they do it. now. what are they called Klaroline? |
| Jamie: do it in front of the crowd? |
| Bekah: yes |
| Jamie: Elena needs to get laid quickly. she’s so annoying |
| Bekah: Reason why Damon is better than Stefan #1,000,000: in a past job stefan was a guido gun carrier with baggy pants on The OC. And Damon was a hot dude having all the sex on that show (tell me that you love me?) ALSO HE’S BOONE |
| Jamie: Stefan is better than Damon because he played a half angel that could hear animals. (okay, maybe not better than the #shaft) |
| Jamie: Caroline used to be a back up singer for Miley Cyrus. She is the best of all of them |
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| Bekah: UGGGGH Stefan saving the day & rescuing Elena. GO AWAY STEFAN |
| Jamie: can’t she just have both of them? And then he can have Caroline on the side? They ARE vampires. Why do they have to go by human morality?? |
| Bekah: So true.. they should come up with a new code… |
| Jamie: Vampire Swingers |
| Bekah: love it |
| Jamie: They are going about it all wrong- when we think about it. these are the lamest vampires ever |
| It’s On…. |
| Bekah: 10 minutes left. And so far I’m NOT Satisfied. These next 10 min better blow my mind |
| Jamie: they keep saying that Elena is different, but is she? i mean, she still whines just as much |
| 8:52 PM she has annoyed the hell out of me since she turned- channel a little bella would ya? 8:54 PM OH… a TWIST! |
8:55 PM she wants to do some sheet dancing!!
8:59 PM are you alive?
Bekah: ugghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
9:00 PM
ughhhhhhhhhhJamie: she’s a slave girlBekah: sex slave (HOT)Jamie:i’m just glad that someone is finally getting some on the show
Get some they did…..
Did you watch? What did you think? Were you satisfied? Are you as grateful as I am that teen girls basically had the entire episode screen-capped & gif-ed approx 22 minutes after the show ended? Did you know that the Delana/Stefena shippers hate each other almost as much as another famous couple some of may have heard of….? (this is something I learned tonight on tumblr…)
Gifs source, Damon pic from The CW
