AHS Hotel making sure you: give every blonde child the stink eye, stay away from creepy old hotels, and praise Lady Gaga for the Goddess that she truly is.
Some women may need more reasons to see it other than: insane abs and tight butts. Who am I to judge? Magic Mike XXL, see it.
For a film called Magic Mike, there’s not a whole lot of magicking. Let’s send those boys to Hogwarts!