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The Righteous Gemstones is Ex-evangelical Therapy

in Entertainment on 08/21/19 by Beth Leave a Comment

HBO just premiered The Righteous Gemstones, the newest comedy from Danny McBride, this weekend, and if the first episode is anything to go by, it will be better than a monthly subscription to Calm, TalkSpace and Better Help combined (at least for all of us former evangelicals who grew up in and subsequently left the mega-church world). The Righteous Gemstones is a comedy about a “televangelist family with a long tradition of deviance, greed and charitable work” starring McBride, John Goodman, Edi Patterson, Adam Devine, Cassidy Freeman, Tony Calvero, Tim Baltz and GregAlan Williams. It skewers evangelical indulgence, old-fashioned greed, and religious hypocrisy. It’s an ex-evangelical’s dream. 

Ex-evanglicals like myself left the church or at least their former belief system for a myriad of reasons, but all of us have one thing in common: we can smell religious hypocrisy a mile away. The Gemstones family wastes no time and spares no expense showing their slimy underbelly; the hypocrisy is far from hidden. But for those not really raised in church world, some of the more subtler digs at mega-rich ministries might go unnoticed. And for those of us still mired in the after-effects of the mega-church world, watching these truly horrible human beings traipse all over the name of Jesus with total disregard is actually pretty therapeutic. 

The first episode starts with the three Pastors Gemstone in a neon-lit wave pool in China, adorned in white, baptizing 5000 Chinese people with all the intimacy of an assembly line. We learn later that it was Mama Gemstone who always wanted to evangelize in China, and they laud their “mission work” spectacle to their congregation as a total success with a cheesy slideshow set to MUSIC! Ex-evangelicals recognize the sham that short-term international missions create: photo ops. 

When they make it back state-side in their matching Father, Son and Holy Spirit private jets, we are treated to one of the more insidious facets of evangelical culture: patriarchy. John Goodman plays Dr Gemstone, the head patriarch, and his two sons, Jesse and Kelvin, are revered pastors in his ministry, going with him to China to baptize the converted. But left at home to be the secretary is his daughter, who just doesn’t have the right parts to be active in ministry.
 
The very unsubtle patriarchy continues when we meet Jesse’s wife, who defers to him on all things, asks permission to speak and has to constantly thank the Lord for the good man she has been given. One of the best scenes in the episode is when she is packing care packages with other women, talking about how she loves serving without expecting anything in return, and a woman reminds her she has a huge house in return. The ire she dredges up to gaslight this woman is an evangelical preacher’s wife standard. 
 
Amid the patriarchy and the falsity and the decadence, the best part for me was the worship service. As soon as that bespectacled, beanie-wearing worship leader power-chords his way on stage, I CACKLED. The grandiose show, the lights, the jumbo-trons; it’s all so ridiculous, yet familiar. So little Jesus in that giant space. 
 
So, if you grew up going to giant youth conferences, knowing who Dawson McCallister is, singing CCM, watching TBN at your grandmother’s house, and raising money for mission trips, AND YOU HATE ALL THAT NOW, The Righteous Gemstones is the perfect way to get it all out and laugh at it, instead of cry. 
 

The Righteous Gemstones airs on HBO, Sunday nights at 10EST.

 

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