If you’re not familiar with the term “Sugar Daddy,” that is when an older man “dates” a younger woman. Or, if you’d like the official explanation from Seeking Arrangements,
“SeekingArrangement delivers a new way for relationships to form and grow. Sugar Babies and Sugar Daddies or Mommas both get what they want, when they want it.”
“An arrangement is where people are direct with one another and stop wasting time. It allows people to immediately define what they need and want in a relationship. Our profiles allow members to effortlessly state their expectations. This is what we like to call Relationships on Your Terms.“
They mean sex. Obviously.
After 3 press releases, I guess there is nothing left to do. I’m going to update you on the latest news from the world’s largest Sugar Daddy Dating Website.
SeekingArrangement’s Founder and CEO will pay for your out of state abortion
Inspired by his girlfriend Zoe and her sister Camille, who are both from Alabama, the state that just passed the most restrictive abortion law in the country, CEO Brandon Wade is offering to provide travel expenses for women who have to travel out of their home states to obtain an abortion.
I’m sure this has everything to do with his concern for the women in Alabama and nothing to do with all the old men with Alabama Sugar Babies now worried they’ll have to start using condoms.
“Condoms don’t work for me”
SeekingArrangement declared June 15th the first annual “Daddy’s Day.”
Not to be confused the day when you took your actual daddy to your 4th grade classroom, Daddy’s Day is a holiday for,
“Sugar Babies to indulge their Sugar Daddies.”
Which I thought was every day you were a Sugar Baby. But what do I know? I’m just an aged 36 year old in a relationship with a man my own age.
SeekingArrangement conducted a survey with their Sugar Babies asking how they were going to spend “Daddy’s Day.”
If you’re guessing that the #1 answer would be “Spicing up the bedroom,” you would be right. Followed in a close second by “Cooking their Sugar Daddy’s Favorite Meal.”
Sex and Food! Aren’t these the perfect women!
I am so sorry to this woman in this stock photo that this was the perfect image for my Sugar Baby joke.
President Trump Banned indefinitely from SeekingArrangements
Due to his lack of respect for women, Donald Trump, once seen as the pinnacle of the Sugar Daddy lifestyle, has been denounced from the Sugar Community.
“..real Sugar Daddies value the women they date in mutually beneficial relationships.”
Amen.
In good news, SeekingArrangements has extended a lifetime membership to Melania Trump for when she “Decides to upgrade to a real Sugar Daddy who will appreciate her while also maintaining her expensive lifestyle.”
Well, that does it. I’ll keep you updated on the latest out of the world’s largest Sugar Daddy Dating Site as more news comes in.
