First introduced to us years ago by Amy, Kondo now has a hit Netflix series.
The premise of The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up
is: You organize and “tidy up” following the KonMari principles, the last one being to hold and object in your hands and ask if it sparks joy.
From KonMari.com
Keep only those things that speak to the heart, and discard items that no longer spark joy. Thank them for their service – then let them go.
The KonMari Method is everywhere. Your Facebook friends are doing it. Your grandparents are suddenly rooting through junk in their basement, and your mom dropped off 4 boxes of shit she’s had in her garage since you left for college 24 years ago. And like all of them, I’m all in too.
It’s time to KonMari Rob Pattinson.
Exhibit A
You may have seen this photo in your Instagram feed this weekend:
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They tried to tell us that Robert Pattinson was “bundling up” in freezing Paree while attending a “Fashion Show,” but any true Rob Fan knows better.
Our fav buddy had one too many Heinekens and went dumpster diving in a rich Parisian neighborhood to find himself a jacket with pockets deep enough to smuggle in a few hot pockets for him and the boys during the show.
I am holding this Rob in my hand, and I am letting him go for it does not spark joy.
Exhibit B
Later that night, at the Dior Party, Rob held a dog and smiled with this man.
He put on a cap and dressed like a normal 32 year old.
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I will hold this Rob in my hand and keep him in my life.
Exhibit C
This photo of Rob giving what I assume had to be an awkward AF speech, or singing “Let me Sign” for some rich man’s daughter’s birthday OR preaching.
Because Google Image’s “Visually Similar Images” options were:
I’m going to Thank Pastor Rob for his service and set him free.
Exhibit D
Rob Pattinson makes out with lucky blonde in “The Film” and suddenly I’m buying my boyfriend Dior.
I will hold this Rob in my hand and keep him for eternity.
Exhibit E
GQ Rob:
YES PLEASE. Still… after… ALL THESE YEARS (7… 8?) This SPEAKS TO MY HEART.
